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What is SANTORUM?Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery. Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds. SANTORUM - meme gifSANTORUM - videoSANTORUM - what is it?The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide. The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex." What does "SANTORUM" mean?As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse. Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again.... SANTORUM - what does it mean?1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward. SANTORUM - meaningCORRECTION!!: "As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot." SANTORUM - definitionDefined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results. Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!" SANTORUM - slangThat frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away. SANTORUM1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise. Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum. SANTORUM1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty. SANTORUMThe mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded. My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots. |
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