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What is SALMONELLA?Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace. Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend? SALMONELLA - meme gifSALMONELLA - videoSALMONELLA - what is it?A serious bacteria-ailment that can land you on the Muslims' "top ten most wanted" hit-list. The only sure prevention for the salmonella rushdie virus is to be careful what kind of books you author. What does "SALMONELLA" mean?A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube. Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella! SALMONELLA - what does it mean?Something that doesnβt exist to some people dumb girl: βOMG! Just had medium rare chicken for da first time!!!! tasted so good.β SALMONELLA - meaningSalmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked. Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it. SALMONELLA - definitionThe outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers. Man 1:I don't feel right. SALMONELLA - slangA very rare but feircley aggressive multi-condensed DNA gene that can be contracted threw close physical/sexual contact with the breeding organs aka: genitals of a dyslexic salmon with missing chromozones, once sexual penetration has been breached with the downsyndrome dyslexic salmon you will acquire salmonella Oi bily ya risky fuck wit donβt put your cock in that retarded fish or youll get salmonella SALMONELLAa breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella. chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!" SALMONELLAa disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store. "Becky, don't lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella" SALMONELLAA myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures. An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough! |
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