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What is Royal flush?
First flush: You have made a big dumb in the toilet, and you have to flush it before wiping - or else it will stop the toilet.
Second flush: After wiping you flush again. This usually makes the toilet have less water in it.
Third flush: In order to leave the toilet ready for the next to come, you flush again so water rises up to the normal level.
I just made a royal flush in there, but everything is fine now.
Royal flush - video
Royal flush - what is it?
The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).
Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).
So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?
I gave him the Royal flush during recess.
Very good, Hawthorne.
What does "Royal flush" mean?
When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
Royal flush - what does it mean?
taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
Royal flush - meaning
A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
Royal flush - definition
When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time
I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush
Royal flush - slang
THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!
in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.
AKA wet dream
Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.
Royal flush
The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.
Royal flush
1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...
2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
Royal flush
An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .
She and i just had our version of a royal flush !