Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Royal Flush?

The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.

While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.

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Royal Flush - video

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Royal Flush - what is it?

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

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What does "Royal Flush" mean?

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

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Royal Flush - what does it mean?

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU

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Royal Flush - meaning

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

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Royal Flush - definition

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

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Royal Flush - slang

taking a piss on a unconcious person

the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

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Royal Flush

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

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Royal Flush

When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time

I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush

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Royal Flush

THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!

in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.

AKA wet dream

Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.

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