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What is Rowing?Not a sport Rowing, Hobbie, Coxless, Homo, Gay Rowing - meme gifRowing - videoRowing - what is it?Rowing is not a sport, but a pastime for pretentious people who are insufferable to be around when they are talking about their so called "sport." "I'm going rowing, I'm great at Rowing!" What does "Rowing" mean?The most shit and painful sport i have ever encountered. Never take it up. I came home from *rowing* and colapsed in a heap of exauhsted, painful shit. Rowing - what does it mean?A team exercise, consisting of 5 sweaty men sitting in a slim boat, touching and kissing each other while lubing up their thighs. Neil: I like rowing Rowing - meaningRowing is the toughest sport out there. A 2,000 meter race takes up as much effort and will and strength as 2 back to back football games and it only takes 6-7 mins. Next time you think your sport is hard, the athletes wake up at 4am sometimes to go to practice. In the winter they donβt get a break from rowing, no they erg (rowing machine) almost every day and do weights when they arenβt erging. Rowing not only takes extreme strength but also mental toughness to pull through even when your body is screaming at you. To increase your speed and lower your split instead of stopping when you have 250m left. O: Hey what time is it? Rowing - definitionOne of the hardest sports in existence. Everything else is just a game. Rowing is not to be confused with sculling, in which each person holds 2 sculling blades compared to just one in rowing. Fat boy, pull harder you freeloader!! Rowing isn't the sport for you if you arn't willing to die for it! Rowing - slangHopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High Middle Ages, or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time. Example of a rowing - related exclamation: RowingNo timeouts... I saw that on a rowing t-shirt RowingThe hardest sport. EVER. Much harder than swimming. But normally done by hotties. *Swimmer*: You rowers are so lame. Especially those Zooties RowingThe most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true. "Hey I'm going rowing after this." |
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