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What is Rotterdam?
First, slather your johnson with freshly ground ginger and add cayenne pepper to taste. Next, find a sturdy young stallion and gently mount him. While he is grazing, suddenly and powerfully penetrate him from behind while keeping a firm grip on his buttocks. He should be off like a shot. Hang on for the ride of your life.
Steve: The other day I saw this horse so I had myself a good old rotterdam rough rider
Dan: Holy hell man, is your dick alright?
Steve: Still recovering bro
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Rotterdam - video
Rotterdam - what is it?
A Rotterdam Casserole is the act of farting under your bedclothes, usually a duvet or something nice and thick, followed by your sticking your head (or your partners) under the sheets to allow the savouring of such a wonderful smell - it also gives your partner a chance to guess what you may have had for lunch :)
Man (to his wife): Have you ever had a rotterdam casserole before?
Wife: No, what's it like?
Man: Here, I'll make you one... (Farts loudly under the duvet and lifts it up over his wife's head)
Wife: Oh, you dirty bastard!
What does "Rotterdam" mean?
The biggest club of Rotterdam. Feyenoord fans might disagree, but honestly who cares about them. Also home of world class footballers, like Abdou Harroui and Maduka Okoye
Woman: Whats the biggest club in Rotterdam?
Man: That has to be Sparta Rotterdam
Rotterdam - what does it mean?
A small town in "Upstate, The Real New York".
The place where all the badass people from Albany, Schenectady, and Rotterdam choose to live.
Benefits of Rotterdam Junction can be and are not limited to:
*All night woods parties.
*No police for miles around.
*A QuikStop, Stewarts, and Anthony's Resturant.
*No motherfuckin hippies.
*Everyone is a Broski.
Bad things about Rotterdam Junction:
*We party way to hard for you, and this might cause a huge drop in your ego.
*We ride dirtbikes, BMX, and your girlfriend better than you ever could.
*This is the place dreams are made, and most can't handle it.
Broski "Dude, we need to party tonight."
Junction Kid "Well, I do live in Rotterdam Junction, party central for upstate New York."
Broski "Fuck yes! I'll get some drinks and meet you at Woestina."
Junction Kid "For the win."
Rotterdam - meaning
Abbreviation of Rotten Damme. A very ugly girl.
See:munter, mingin
'eurrr, did you just see that girl there?'
'yeah, she's rotterdam'
Rotterdam - definition
European Gabber. Invariably more cheesy than the North American counterpart. The beat is slower and more distorted, and it likes to employ anthem hoovers. Rotterdam was actually the first music genre to use hoovers. See also: gabber
Masochist - Killing Scum can be considered Rotterdam-style Gabber.
Rotterdam - slang
Bro, that girl had a total rotterdam but I did her anyways.
Rotterdam
A small town just outside of Schenectady. It was once largely populated by Italians and the affluent, but nothing can outlast the teeming stench and decy that eminates from Schenectady forever. Even the Guyanese who have moved there after making some money selling cheap houses in Schenectady are leaving for better areas like Glenville and Niskayuna. And the vacancies left behind are quickly being filled by white trash ghetto scum that were born and raised in Schenectady.
Poor Rotterdam.....doomed to end up like Schenectady.
Rotterdam
the coolest city in the netherlands! home of the soccer club Feyenoord and OFCOURSE largest greatest biggest coolest HARBOR in the world!
Rotterdam World Harbor!!
Rotterdam
The place to be. There is no place better than Rotterdam. Everyone should definitely live there if they have any life at all.
Guy 1: You see that place?
Guy 2: Yes. What is it?
Guy1: It is Rotterdam, the best place ever.