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What is Rod stewart?Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice. Rod stewart - videoRod stewart - what is it?When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone. I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me. What does "Rod stewart" mean?old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to. Did I step on the cat? Rod stewart - what does it mean?The BEST singer in history ever! Has a lot of rumors which none of them are true! And people should not say things that they dont even know if its true they should have facts! He's sang alot of good songs! He is Scottish and he is married to Penny Lancaster and has 6 kids. He's is one of the nicest men in the world. : "I love that song Maggie May by Rod Stewart" Rod stewart - meaningOne of THE sexiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. Although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. Rod Stewart introduced the world to some great songs like Forever Young and Tonight's The Night. Rod Stewart can always set the mood. One day, when i'm old enough, I am going to marry Rod Stewart. Rod stewart - definitionA very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs. Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye. Rod stewart - slangRod Stewart is a Scottish singer rod stewart hits: Rod stewartStupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like. "If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you." Rod stewartRumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach. Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party. Rod stewartAN old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heterosexual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo Davinci. Rod Stewart likes to suck on rod's rod. |
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