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What is Reverse Kanga?
Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin
Reverse Kanga - video
Reverse Kanga - what is it?
The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.
That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.
What does "Reverse Kanga" mean?
Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:
1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.
The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.
Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.
Bine: Grubba could pull it off.
Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.
Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!
Reverse Kanga - what does it mean?
Doing a poo on someone else toilet backwards to get as much poo everywhere as you can.
Me: Hey that guy Wayne was such a douche.
You: Well go and do a reverse kanga at his place.
Reverse Kanga - meaning
The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!
Reverse Kanga - definition
The reverse kanga is the art of laying a poo/shit/dump/turd/crap whilst sitting on a toilet facing backwards towards the flusher. This action causes the poo to run down the front of the bowl leaving a long brown skidmark.
A perfect time to drop a reverse kanga is when visiting a place that you dont like. e.g. school, random building that looks like a church in the city etc.