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What is Red Pen?
A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)
You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
Red Pen - video
Red Pen - what is it?
The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.
Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.
What does "Red Pen" mean?
People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.
-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --
Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*
Red Pen - what does it mean?
Red Pen People are people who like to correct everything you do wrong. Let's say you give the wrong address, they will pounce to correct you. Let's say you pronounced a word incorrectly, they will immediately correct you. Let's say you give a wrong answer, they will jump at the opportunity to give the correct answer. They are always right and assume the responsibility to correct anyone at any chance they get and are so fricken annoying!
So, in class I incorrectly pronounced a word and in a millisecond the annoying Red Pen People pounced and corrected the pronunciation. Those people are so fricken irritating!
Red Pen - meaning
The process of fucking your teacher on her period...your "pen" will be red. You may even wipe it off on her in order to mark "corrections".
My chemistry teacher just gave me the red pen!
Red Pen - definition
When you you give your female teacher oral sex while she is one her period
Johnny wanted a good mark on his SAT's so he licked ms. Lindsay's Red Pen
Red Pen - slang
a CODE NAME for a verry atractive male.
HEY Emilie did you see that red pen i was looking for?
OH i saw it allright... it was in the cafe with a bunch of other pens! XD
Red Pen
A pen with red ink. You use it to piss off your teachers when they try and mark your work in red pen. They get really mad and go to find a new colour of pen. This is a good idea when you have really old like Mr. West. Red pens suck!
Mitch: Mark my work West.
West: O bob saget its in red pen!
Mitch: Your gonna have to find a new colour!
West: O bob saget!
Red Pen
Code word for a period, used amongst girls as secret code.
I just got my red pen
I just got my period