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What is Recto?
Condition characterized by a small tear or fissure in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal leading to all sorts of unpleasant mishaps.
See also quart, cooch turds, queefshit.
Rita's recto-vaginal fistula made my cock pop out of her ass while I was pounding her pussy.
Thomas didn't believe Britney had a recto-vaginal fistula, so she squeezed out a series of quarts and cooch turds to convince him.
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Recto - what is it?
The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.
Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.
What does "Recto" mean?
The state of having one's head up one's ass
Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.
Recto - what does it mean?
The recto-vaginal pouch, also known by various other names (e.g., pouch of Douglas, vaginal cul-de-sac, deep pussy), is the extension of the peritoneal cavity between the rectum and the posterior wall of the uterus in the female human body. Often formed by oversized objects such as the penis pushing past the cervix and stretching out the lowest point in the female abdomen.
I knew she had had many loves when I reached her recto-vaginal pouch and could not touch bottom.
Recto - meaning
Among Filipinos, to imply someone is an 'alumnus' or 'graduate' of University of Recto (alternatively, Recto University) is to say their educational attainment is phony, fabricated, or comes from a diploma mill.
This term comes from the notorious reputation of C. M. Recto Avenue in Manila as a haven for document, ID, passport and diploma forgery, manipulation and duplication. All with frighteningly accurate workmanship.
Don't hire that guy, man. I read his CV and transcript of records, he's a graduate from University of Recto.
Recto - definition
Boy Recto - referring to Bong Bong Marcos Jr. who fabricated his credentials as a politician in the Philippine. Has machinery to hire paid trolls to create fake propaganda and historical revisionism jest to come back in his political career.
I will go to recto to buy my fake diploma like the new boy recto in the Philippines.
Recto - slang
The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.
Prisoner 1: i want some anus
Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual?
Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........
Recto
An anal saliva produced after a firm stool. Sometimes moist, sometimes crusty, residual soaked in anal hair as a result of leftover nuggets from last weeks dinner. Advisable to be trapped between ones forefinger and thumb before bedtime. Cleansing of the hands is a nicety, but by no means necessary to create finger butter the next morning. Otherwise a blowback to 70s butter. Bastardised use of the term rectum butter. Back in the day was called a 'kling on'. TUCKERS TIP: No matter how dry ones toast is, never use in place of cow butter. Best removed by foreplay. sometimes called ass junipers
Mummy mummy, my toast is dry, do you have any of that recto butter daddy always talks about?
No son, if your too young to produce your own, get some cow butter.
Recto
1.Rectos: a term said by people when their mind has been blown completley.
2. a tearm meaning a mixture of "OMG and WTF NO WAY"
NOTE*(Rectos is usually "sang" in a high pitched voice rather than said, Rectos can also be used as the subject in a sentance eg."thats a rectos")
1) guy 1: Dude, i just realized it how mutch man has evolved since the beging of time... just think about it.
guy 2: Rectos!
2) Guy 1: you know those underwater jet streams in Finding Nemo?
Guy 2: ya?
Guy 1: there real!
Guy 2: RECTOS
3)Guy 1: Thats Nasty, that dog just slobbered all over my face!
Girl 1: Dog's tounges are cleaner than human's
guy 1: Thats A Rectos!
Recto
When something is beyond perfect, when you want to emphasise how great something is. Stems from the phrase 'perfecto in the recto'. First used by 16th century monks, who hadn't seen a woman in a while. Best said in a short and snappy way, suggestively...
How are you feeling today? Recto
This cheese is recto.
Your bum looks recto in those jeans.