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What is Real Man?
A real man is some hood rat's or wanna be hood rat's delusion that anything less than their type of guy is not even a "real man." Like the rest of the male population is supposed to be some kind of Pinocchio. In truth, a real man is an adult who was born with a certain identifying appendage. That is the qualification. In itself "real man" is irony, as that person declaring their desire for a "real man" is clearly playing make believe. Don't fall for it. They aren't asking for a real man, they're asking for a sucker.
"A real man knows cars." "A real man will pay my bills, raise my bastard children, pay for my vacation."
Real Man - video
Real Man - what is it?
A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man
Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.
Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
What does "Real Man" mean?
When people tell a male he must act more like a "real man," what they mean is he should not act like a woman. Society sees women as inferior beings.
The term is often correctly labeled as sexist, but incorrectly labeled as misandry.
A "real man," is typically used towards heterosexual men who do not embody behaviors projected onto females by society, including submissiveness, nagging, complaining, weakness, or fragility.
"Women always say guys should act like, "real men." That's female privilege."
Real Man - what does it mean?
A true man can best be described as rugged and that does not have any fears. A man has a good deal amount of knowledge about tools, cars, the outodoors, knows how to act around women by being a gentlemen, but is not always serious and can have fun with them. Men financially provide for others and themselves and are overall responsible. Men are clean, well groomed, and can have a very short beard to portray that image of ruggedness. True men do not think about themselves. They do not always think about sex. They stand up for what they believe, take responsibility for their actions, help others, they are self confident, physically stong and in shape, have a sense of humor, generous, honest, and are considerate. They provide a sense of security. Men are brave and do not need to show off for their friends nor do their sway their opinions because of their friends. Now even if you are biologically a man, this does not mean you fit my definition of all the components of what a real man is.
A "Real Man" would be like the Brawny paper towel mascot. He has that image of outdoors, strength, confidence, and ruggedness, but what about his character?
Real Man - meaning
1) A man who will comprimise his values and self respect to please women.
2) An insult used by women to shame a man into behaving how she wants him to.
1) Whenever a woman says, "I am a real woman looking for a real man." what she is really saying is, "I am loud mouthed, verbally abusive, manipulative user, and I want some wimp who never says no to me."
2) Girlfriend says, "If you were a real man you would be happy to pay all of my bills, listen to me complain, wash my car, and never disagree with me. Oh, and you would never pester me for sex".
Real Man - definition
"Real Man":
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.
This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.
This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.
Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.
Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.
Pathetic.
You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).
How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!
Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*
Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.
Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!
Male: the human race is doomed.
Real Man - slang
The insult women use when they want to bring down a guy enough to get him to do whatever she wants.
Aside from that fact that there is no definitive image of a "real man" (and no, women's delusions do not count), there's also the fact that nobody ever ask if SHE was a "real woman".
Woman: What? That guy stepped on my toes and you won't defend my honor? What kind of a man are you? I thought I married a REAL man?
Man: Oh yeah? And what kind of a fucking woman are you? You never seem to ever care whenever you ask me to fight some guy TWICE MY FUCKING SIZE over something as shitty as stepping on your toes. I thought I married a REAL woman?
Real Man
A Real Man
The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.
Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.
A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.
A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.
A real man isn’t afraid to love.
A real man takes, but also gives.
A real man defends the people he cares about.
A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.
A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.
A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.
The man that is honest, brave and caring is a real man.
Real Man
A Real Man is the complete opposite to a Dry Arse . If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee Booker
Her : You're not a real man wanting a beer midweek, you're a dry arse
Him : But I've been working like 85 hours this week and I want to wind down
Her : I'm going to get me a Real Man
Him : like who Babe ???
Her : like Lee Booker, he's a Real Man not a dry arse like you !!!
Real Man
According to women, a real man is a man that contains a seemingly infinite amount of qualities which they desire, ranging from having money, to being affectionate, kind, good father, faithful, muscular, tall, dark, & handsome, etc. However, when you look up the word real you get the definition genuine and when you look up man you get the definition adult male, so in actuality, when you combine the two words, the definition of a real man is a genuine adult male.
Tom is a real man, he takes care of his family like he's supposed to.