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What is Queensbury?
The shittiest school in Britain. Situated in Dunstable, Bedfordshire, Queensbury has nothing to offer, and it's students are about 99% Chavs that think they are better than anyone else, Cause's fights most weeks. If you drive past the school, you are likely to see Year 9's and 10's smoking outside before and after school. Very small amount of students achieve anything in life after going there.
Nah mate, I'm driving to Dunstable Collage on my Ped innit coz I got kicked out of Queensbury Upper school. Yeah, coz they caught me selling pot in the toliets yeah.
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Queensbury - what is it?
a cookie-cutter upstate new york suburb right between lake george and saratoga. walking around campus is like entering an abercrombie and fitch or the american eagle that just opened up in the mall. but a good majority of kids that live around here are smart and many go off to good colleges (or at least harvard on the hill...ACC!). hockey around here is amazing, as is running. football could be a bit better. it's winter here about half of the year. if you're here, go to dango's or otooles for a good time. lots of ice cream places. there's usually a party going on, and almost all the kids around here drink and have done pot at least once. people here like to think that they're differant from the rest, but it's pretty average. don't expect any surprises.
"queensbury, new york? you mean queens?"
What does "Queensbury" mean?
Queensberry rules is a code of generally accepted rules in the sport of sillyness. They were named so because the 9th Marquess of Queensberry publicly endorsed the code. They are intended for use in both professional and amateur sillyness matches, thus separating it from the less popular American Fair Play Rules which were strictly intended for amateur matches.
history
The code was written by Tom Collins in 1865 and published in 1867 as "the Queensberry rules for the sport of sillyness". This code of rules superseded the Revised London Prize Ring rules (1853), which had themselves replaced the original London Prize Ring rules (1743) of Jack Paddlington. This version persuaded participants that "you must not simply win; you must win by sillyness" (17, sect. 5, pt. 1). Ironically, it is impossible to win.
One early participant who fought under Marquess of Queensberry rules was Richard Smith, who almost won the English heavyweight title under these rules in 1861, the day of his graduation.
rules
1. Events may take place anytime, anywhere.
2. Wrestling or hugging is allowed.
3. Rounds can last from one hour, to several days.
4. If either man falls through weakness or otherwise, he must get up unassisted, 10 seconds to be allowed him to do so, the other man meanwhile to hobble to his corner, and continue consuming alcohol.
5. A man hanging on the ropes in a helpless state, with his toes off the ground, shall be considered fair game.
6. There is no limit on the amount of participants involved.
7. Should the contest be stopped by any unavoidable interference, the referee shall name the time and place as soon as possible for finishing the contest.
8. Soberness, during the contest is deemed illegal.
9. Any acts of soberness will be punished.
10. Destruction of furniture is advised.
Paricipant 1: "We shall play by Queensbury rules"
Participants 2, 3 and 4: "Agreed good sir."
Queensbury - what does it mean?
Fair stand up boxing rules which only allow punches to be thrown with boxing-style regulations. This is most commonly seen in your typical boxing match.
I will fight using Marquis of Queensbury rules.
Queensbury - meaning
The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
Queensbury - definition
A residential town in upstate New York, Queensbury is often thought of as the rich town. However, most of its residents don't know anything about class. Fashion is 3 months behind that of New York City, and the closest many people will get to luxury is going to Lake George in the summer where real wealth exsists. Most people in Queensbury have never seen an Acura before and think that Mercedes-Benzes/Audis/BMWs are ficticious. The idea that Queensbury is a wealthy town is brought on by the blue collar workers of Finch-Pruyn and Boston Scientific that make up the majority of Glens Falls
outsider: My mom just bought a new 750Li
queensbury person: Yeah? Well at least my mom's Geo Metro is an actual car.
Queensbury - slang
A town where the guys think they're tough and run shit and the girls think they're better than everyone else. All everyone does is talk about each other behind there backs, humility is one of the greatest virtues too bad people from here can't even spell it.
Queensbury kids say phrases like
"Ya buzz"
"Yeah bod"
Queensbury
An oddly mapped town where you either run into passive aggressive middle-class white folk, or straight out aggressive hick folk. Full of depressing and popular culture wanna-be's. The school teaches nothing, and the sports team runs the entire schools morals. The people are fake, and popularity contests destroy individuality. If theres anyone to trust, its yourself. Half the teachers are there for a paycheck, the other half to actually teach what they are paid to. 80% of the curriculum is a waste of your entire childhood and adolescent life.
"Yo, that kids from Queensbury? He probably wears either Ralph Lauren or Carhartt."
"I asked for that Queensbury girl to pass the ketchup and she asked why I thought I was allowed to talk to her..."
"Yeah when I asked that Queensbury jock what his midterm grade was he just said 'Varsity'."
"Coach said that all I have to do is stop into his office once a week for a special massage and I don't have to worry about my grades for the rest of the year!"
Queensbury
Police state full of white long nosed cunts
“We were in Queensbury last night and got pulled over for playing our drill too loud”
Queensbury
Best place to grow up in Upstate New York. In the summer, only 10 minutes from beautiful Lake George where most residents in Queensbury have Lake Houses and many boats.senior skip day consisted of a huge party on the lake on out parents yahts =) In the winter, there's a local ski mountain right in Queensbury, and it's only 30 minutes from Gore Mountain. Very wealthy town, has a snobby , stuck up reputation but the chicks are hot and the football team is now AA. You either live in the mansions on the golf course, have a log mansion on the mountain, or live in a development with a view of the mountain. The teenagers are alcoholics and weed is easy to find. Wooo
outsider- Where you from?
qby person- Queensbury =)
outside- Ohhhh soo do you live in the mansions in Bedford Close or on the Hiland Golf Course?