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What is boxing match?
When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.
boxing match - video
Boxing match - what is it?
A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.
This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.
HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:
Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."
-Cliffy
What does "boxing match" mean?
Question 2 in The Impossible Quiz which is a wordplay.
The answer is "no but a tin can" (C) because the question doesn't mean a matchbox, but it asks if a MATCH CAN DO BOXING, and the answer is "no but a tin can" because it also doesn't mean a tin can but instead, it means that a TIN CAN DO BOXING.
Can a match box?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No, but a tin can
D. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson
Boxing match - what does it mean?
Used for when a person, place or thing is cool, hip or neat. Because it/they are fire.
Hey, it was nice to meet you, you're a box of matches!
Boxing match - meaning
When two or more overweight people are participating in sex, the two slap their fat, saggy, tits onto each other as if they were boxing.
"Boy, last night was great. After eating at McDonalds, Stacy And I fucked and we Indiana boxing matched each other. I won."
Boxing match - definition
the boxing match is a male in his teens who don't be knowin what woman he is supposed to be with. Got himself hit in the head with a beachball for being stupid. The first response he got was "who did that?"
the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, and got all confused. He should have gotten hit with a brick!!
Boxing match - slang
the boxing match is a teen that dont be knowin what woman he is suppose to be with, and got himself hit in the head with a beachball. the first response he got was "who did that?"
the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, got confused, but should have gotten hit with a brick!!