Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Qaeda?

A group of dumb fuck terrorists that think that they will go to heaven if they blow the shit out of themselves.

A member of the al-qaeda preformed a suicide bombing on president bush today...yes, most people are happy but god damn is that guy a dumbass. I mean c'mon who the fuck blows themself up.

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Qaeda - what is it?

Al Qaeda is a loosely affiliated network of Islamic terrorist organizations, operating in the Middle East and throughout the rest of the world. The name of the organization, nominally headed by Osama bin Laden and Ayman Al Zawahiri comes from the Arabic word for "The Base". The name came from a database created by bin Laden at the end of the 1980s that contained the names of Islamic extremist fighters who fought against the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan in the 1980s. So far, the bloodiest attack perpetrated by Al Qaeda came on September 11, 2001, which precipitated the US invasion of Afghanistan and the decimation of the terror group. Prior attacks by Al Qaeda included the bombing of the USS Cole on the Gulf of Aden in 2000, the bombings of US embassies in Tanzania and Kenya in 1998, and the Khobar Towers attack in Saudi Arabia in 1996. Al Qaeda vowed worldwide jihad against the US in the early 90s, listing a number of grievances, specifically: the US presence in Saudi Arabia, the US support of Israel, as well as failing to follow the Islamic way of life.

The soldiers of the US are coming to take revenge for our dead and exterminate the Al Qaeda murderers.

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What does "Qaeda" mean?

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.

or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.

Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.

friend- "what are you doing?"

man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"

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Qaeda - what does it mean?

model worshippers of the jihad cause.They should be burned in hell for what they had done.I am a Muslim too but I still hate them a lot.Terrorists are terrorists let they be Muslims or not.

Osama is a coward yapping in caves acting like he's the shit.

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Qaeda - meaning

A militant Islamist organization, formed by Osama bin Laden in the 1990s, that has adopted takfiri doctrines and has declared jihad against all Westerners and their Muslim supporters.

al Qaeda is most known for their attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.

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Qaeda - definition

"Trump's Base"

The latest polling shows that Trump's approval with Y'all Qaeda is over 95%.

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Qaeda - slang

Used to refer to the domestic terrorism groups possessing sovereign citizen/ extreme libertarian views associated with Cliven Bundy and the like.

Y'all qaeda recently took over a federal building in Oregon

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Qaeda

A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.

"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."

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Qaeda

an intensely anti-western network that dispenses money and logistical support and training to a wide variety of Islamic groups; has cells in more than 50 countries syn: al-Qaeda, al-Qa'ida, al-Qaida, Base. The first group to confront USA's worldwide cultural domination and control policies by the 9/11 attack on its own soil.

Qaeda is leading the fight against Amercian domination.

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Qaeda

Middle eastern person who looks decidedly suspicious.

"That guy in 7-11 looks Qaeda"

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