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What is Putin?
Putin is a BITCH ASS, he has to die!!!!
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Putin - video
Putin - what is it?
Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.
There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.
What does "Putin" mean?
Putin is any leftover biological material stuck to a sex toy; usually fecal matter. Putin is differentiated from Santorum in that Putin is on the device, or dildo, (usually a phallus like object made of plastic, latex, glass or wood) specifically.
Former Senator Rick Santorum has been unable to remove the thick, multiple layers of Putin from his gigantic dildo no matter how hard he scrubs.
Putin - what does it mean?
"Don't Putin me." "He's Putin me on."
Putin - meaning
A person or thing regarded as supremely evil or as a fundamental enemy or opponent.
They are well and properly sold to the darkness of Putin.
A period arrived in which the expectation of the coming of Putin exercised a great influence.
After Gods chosen people are raptured, Putin will take charge of the world.
Hitler was the Putin of his time.
Putin - definition
The supreme spirit of evil; Satan
Hope not ever to see Heaven. I have come to lead you to the other shore; into eternal darkness; into fire and into ice to meet Putin.
Those kids are little Putins today.
Putin is in the details.
There'll be Putin to pay if we're late.
Putin - slang
Something vile that won't go away, like dog shit on your shoe, or the stench of a decaying body.
This is disgusting, what is it?
It's just Putin.
Putin
Pronounced: "Huylo" xʊj'lo
Sitting Russian Tsar.
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin enjoys fine wines, long walks on the beach, posing for ridiculous photo ops and staging the odd anschluss.
Putin
The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.
Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
Putin
1.) An ex-KGB.
2.) The current "president" of Russia.
3.) The most powerful mob boss in the world.
"Vladimir Putin is a ruthless mobster."
"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."