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What is Purple Penis?

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy

"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"

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Purple Penis - video

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Purple Penis - what is it?

Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!

Take 50 tabs of acid to the face and the Purple Penis Mobile will be revealed!

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What does "Purple Penis" mean?

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

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Purple Penis - what does it mean?

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises

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Purple Penis - meaning

When u fuck in the butt so hard that it causes ur penis to fall off.

I fucked Will in the butt so hard...it gave me a purple penis.

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Purple Penis - definition

after u fuck your penis turns purple because u fucked witout a condom

i fucked allie too much and i got purple penis

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Purple Penis - slang

The stage after Blue Balls.

"Oh man, its been so long since I got laid I've gone from Blue Balls to Purple Penis"

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Purple Penis

When one's dick is grabbed so tight that it loses blood flow to the tip.

She squeezed so tight I got purple penis.

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Purple Penis

Oh yes, a purple penis is a penis that a dwarf leprechaun has. He will chase you down and whack you in the face with his dick. He will jizz cum all over you and with his Cheeto dust pubic hairs.

Me: Oh shit, there is a Purple Penis!

You: Oh fuck, RUN!

Dwarf leprechaun: Hehe, I eat shitttt.

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Purple Penis

The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.

Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!

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