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What is Poundage?

The act of putting a condom on your erect penis then rubbing Icey Hot all over it and fucking a chick with it.

Guy 1:Dude...did you hear about how Tracey pissed Steve off?
Guy 2:No, what happened?
Guy 1:She cheated on him so he punished her by giving her a "Steamy Chilled Poundage".

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Poundage - video


Poundage - what is it?

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

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What does "Poundage" mean?

Term used when one thrusts his penis into another's sexual cavities so hard that it occasionally hits vital organs.

"Damn man! I was really serving her with some deep poundage, she couldn't even walk afterwards...and that was before the internal bleeding started"

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Poundage - what does it mean?

Bowel movements. Called "ppundage" because it is heavy.

"Help! Roy just made poundage on the floor!"

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Poundage - meaning

the result of adding excess weight or pounds

I gained some serious poundage weight on my trip to Italy last year.

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Poundage - definition

is to have sex with a woman with large thighs and ass,the thighs pound down on you.

I got some mean poundage from KFroude

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Poundage - slang

The act of really aggressive and passionate sex. Usually leaving both participants extremely satisfied.

My husband gave me a good poundage last night.

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Poundage

(in relation to alchohol consumption) the ability to drink, or pound, significant quantities of alcohol; typically beer

I can't believe how many beers Bill can drink, that is some serious poundage.

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Poundage

An enjoyable act of being taken from behind. Also used to refer to something that is enjoyable.

Man we need to go do something thats pretty poundage.

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Poundage

Another word for Pound sterling, British money (pounds), cash, dosh etc.

I can't come out tonight, ain't got the poundage bruv.

It's my treat. I've just come into some serious poundage.

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