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What is Potomac?
Potomac is a school that nobody cares about, they think they have good sports but beating mac teams dont count the guys are gay and ugly and try too hard and the girls are guys
Potomac: Hey does anyone care about us?
Every other school in this area: FUCK NO
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Potomac - what is it?
A town where rich, snobby people between the ages of 18-25 never grow up. They rely on Mommy and Daddy for money and pretty much get whatever they want. The boys all pop their collars and think someone owes them something. The girls, whose names mostly start with the letter "K", are sluts that wear tight clothes and can't get guys for themselves so they go to other area towns to steal other people's boyfriends. No one outside of the town actually ever goes there for parties, leaving one to assume that the townspeople are highly incestuous. They are also not very bright, continuously referring to their community as P-town, when it should actually be "P-Ville"...guess their schools aren't up to par either.
Girl 1: That girl is TOTALLY all over my boyfriend.
Girl 2: It's one of those Poolsville sluts.
What does "Potomac" mean?
A small town in Eastern Illinois near Hoopeston. All the girls think they are country and everyone secretly hates everyone. There is one girl from there who gets around so much we all know who I'm talking about and she's not even 16 yet.
Hey, will you run me to Potomac to go see some white trash walking around with jean shorts and cowboy boots?
Potomac - what does it mean?
The city with the hottest kids ever. Preppy is always the style and you are never to old for ribbons. Its ok to get a mercedes as your first car, the only reason you wouldn't is if your parents didn't want to spoil you. You go into Bethesda for school....Holtons the best of course. You know the Potomac school isn't actually in Potomac and that Potomac Pizza doesn't actually have the best pizza in Potomac.
Guy 1: Damn shes hott
Guy 2: Ya Ive seen her, she lives in POTOMAC
Guy 1: duhh
Potomac - meaning
A river that separates Maryland from Virginia
When you're driving South on 95, leave your mind on the Maryland side of the Potomac.
Potomac - definition
A city where everyone lives in lala land, having no idea what the real world is like and smoking pot is a full time job. Kids get a BMW as their first car and if they crash it they get a better one. Girls refuse to leave their multi-million dollar houses if no make up is available to put on. Montgomery mall seems to the mothership for all teenagers. Girls are easy, in order to fit in. Friends pass girls around like soap.
girl 1: wtf! my daddy bought me a fucking convertable BMW for my 16th birthday!
Girl 2: aw shit, what a bummer. Now what?
Girl 1: I think i'll crash it so i'll get a better one. I always wanted a Ferrari anyways.
Girl 2: Seriously. Like, BMW is for people who live in Silverspring or Gaithersburg. ew.
Potomac - slang
a place where all the guys and the grls are hot like jalapinio peppers. grls wear juicy, and guys wear lacoste. The beverly hills of maryland. if potomac was a lady, she'd have curves like a playboy bunny! tons of Jews, bat/barmitzvahs for everyone!!
girl from :hey hottie! where you from?
hot guy from potomac:uhh. potomac, where else?
Potomac
1. richass city located in Maryland where all the parents own companies and millions of dollars
2. richass city located in Maryland where preppy girls put ribbons in their hair and buy $300 outfits and almost never repeat their clothes
3. richass city located in Maryland where people think they are better than everyone and only deserve the best and most expensive items
4. richass city located in Maryland where all the guys and girls happen to be fucking hot and same with the parents
Girl #1: Omg I went shopping yesterday and bought TEN juicy outfits!!! It was so cheap I only spent $3000.
Girl #2: ME TOO!! I only spent about $2000 though...ew look at that girl's outfit. I bet it's from KOHL'S OR SOMETHING and it was only $50. HAHAHA
Girl #3. EW. THAT'S SO GROSS. EW EW EW EW EW EW !!!!!!!
Potomac
The greatest, richest suburb of the united states. Where kids get what they want and can get away with anything. Late nights in friends giant basements and house parties in the best houses. No other town in america can compete.
Michael Jordan built the sickest house in Ptown
Potomac
The quintessential über-wealthy suburb, teeming with perfect, overachieving kids who come of age in enormous houses. People of all cultures and faiths live side-by-side in Potomac, united in their love of, and exceptional talent for, amassing vast amounts of money. The gentle hills of this former horse-breeding community are permeated on weekend nights by the thumping music of parties that rival those in films of John Hughes.
A: So where are you from?
B: Potomac
A: Rich kid, huh.