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What is Posh Wank?
to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank
i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself
Posh Wank - video
Posh Wank - what is it?
Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.
Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"
Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"
What does "Posh Wank" mean?
What David Beckham has to settle for when she's not quite in the mood for full sex.
David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.
Posh Wank - what does it mean?
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.
Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.
Posh Wank - meaning
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!
He was having a posh wank.
Posh Wank - definition
To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.
The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.
i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.
Posh Wank - slang
1. To wank using a condom.
2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.
Jeeves! I need you!
Posh Wank
When you jerk it with your pinkie up - like a Victorian era gentleman drinking a cup of tea.
I was so ready for an upper-class experience I had to pre-empt it with a posh wank
Posh Wank
Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent
Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"
Posh Wank
Masturbating whilst wearing a top hat and or Monocle
Samuel: Jeffrey my dear boy care to join me for a posh wank ?
Jeffrey: Yes indeed Samuel, let me fetch my top hat and monocle.