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What is Portuguese Breakfast?
putting an fried egg on the vagina or the dick and the partner licks it off
im going to give her a portuguese breakfast
Portuguese Breakfast - video
Portuguese Breakfast - what is it?
A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder
That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!
What does "Portuguese Breakfast" mean?
Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet
Portuguese Breakfast - what does it mean?
A portuguese breakfast is when a woman stands on her head so she is upside down and then spreads her legs apart so that her vagina is open. A man then takes a fresh ostrich egg and cracks it open, pouring the contents into the womans vagina. The man then has sex with the woman while she remains in this position. Once finished the woman squats over a frying pan and releases the contents into the pan. Cook just like scrambled eggs and voila, a portuguese breakfast.
Nothing satisfied paul more than waking up and helping his mother to prepare a nice portuguese breakfast after a night of drinking.
Portuguese Breakfast - meaning
PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭
I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!
Portuguese Breakfast - definition
The act of scrambling eggs and eating them from a woman's vagina.
That chick's a freak, she likes Portuguese breakfasts.
Portuguese Breakfast - slang
The process of taking a shit on a womans chest
Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
Portuguese Breakfast
To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.
After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's
Portuguese Breakfast
During a long holiday weekend, having ejaculated into the rectum and/or vagina of a sexual partner, one goes down to perform anal/cunnilingus on the recipient of several spent loads while said partner is still asleep. Upon waking to the feelings of intense pleasure, said partner coughs or sneezes, thus ejecting the thickened remnants of seminal fluid into the mouth of his or her partner.
Jack was so hungry for Gary's sweet ring steak that he neglected to wake him before going downtown. Upon waking to the throes of pleasure, Gary coughed, treating his lover to a rather generous Portuguese Breakfast.
Portuguese Breakfast
The purged contents of a vagina the morning after a night of sexual escapades. May contain ejaculate, creams, condoms and in especially extreme cases, vegetables, bits of grass, beads, string, dog hair and / or vomit.
Hal unexpectedly got a Portuguese Breakfast when he was giving Tracy a morning licking and she sneezed. He did not know that the night before, Guido had attempted a tongue lashing, but failed when he threw up. (Hals Portuguese Breakfast contained vomited rice tacos and salsa.)