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What is Portugal?A place with the best beaches, people and wine... Also a place very hated by a few jealous countries such as spain it seems.. . Tough luck :P Spanish noob: "OMG PORTUGAL CHEATED IN EURO!!!" Portugal - meme gifPortugal - videoPortugal - what is it?Portugal is the most beautiful contry in the world with tons of sexy men all over the place. It is known for breathing,eating, and sleeping football....it has some of the best players in Europe. now what the f*** is ur problem? mad because ur team didnt get as far as Portugal did in the Euro? seriously shut the hell up and get a f'ing life. What does "Portugal" mean?A country in Europe. Some dude from spain was like FUCK THIS SHIT, and took a part of spain and made it his own country. "Portugal is pretty kick ass eh?" Portugal - what does it mean?is a small country on the westernmost point of Europe continente. Well known for it's good and tasty food, rich cultural traditions, fado music, sea delights, sardinha, tolerate immigration law, too low salaries, genuine Porto wine, strong football teams and superb quality coffe and haxixe. Only in Portugal you can see so deep blue sky Portugal - meaningPortugal; country with the most adventurer people at the history, people without fear. Country who loves the sea, people without fear. People who loves the life, People without fear. I'm venezuelan but I'm proud of my origin parents (Madeira Island) Portugal - definitionA beautiful country, it's small but a lot to discover, the food is delicious, people and women are gorgeous, it's basically a very healthy place to live in. Portugal isn't a big country but it's excellent for a great lifestyle, and healthy food, plus other things which people like a lot. Portugal - slangBest country of the World. A peaceful place, optimal for vacation and full of darn nice ladies? PortugalNoun Wow, he may not look like he's gonna do it, but he certainly Portugal'd his way into landing Ivy! That is despite forgetting about her gluten allergy at their first date! PortugalPortugal is a country that proudly holds on to its traditions. That's why the Lonely Planet description of it from 1968 - "a country extremely poor and rural, whose people don't even know how to speak their own language" - is still very accurate. German tourist - Things in Portugal are even more expensive than in Germany!!! PortugalPortugal is a fictitious country made up by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. The Brazilians made it up to cover up the fact they are from outer-space. Anybody who says they're from Portugal are Brazilian actors, and anyone who has "visited" Portugal were actually just drugged and flew to Brazil. They're so high they think that they are in Portugal. Guy 1: Dude, I just visited Portugal, the beaches were so beautiful. |
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