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What is Pop tart?
A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
Pop tart - video
Pop tart - what is it?
n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.
"I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."
What does "Pop tart" mean?
2 definitions
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
Pop tart - what does it mean?
1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
Pop tart - meaning
"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."
Pop tart - definition
A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.
Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
Pop tart - slang
Fruit inside a crust; delicious toasted or just right out of the box! There's so many flavors!
The brown~sugar Pop~Tarts are my most favorite!
Pop tart
a person that acts all HARD only with words, or just by talking and when it comes to fighting the person is a pussy/wimp and maybe even runs away.
lame dude:(while standing behind a fence) imma go like boom with my fist, and u will be laying on the ground like ahhh ouuuch.
other dude: man ur just a pop tart HARD on the out side SOFT on the inside.
Pop tart
Whore that tries to break everyone up. This person in generally lonely and has nothing in their life so the sabotage everyone around them's life. This person is a SKANK!
Hey want some more pop tart? Did you just say whore pop tart? No (sees the pop tart waking down hallway) Did you see her and think whore and here it instead of more? Probably.
Pop tart
a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around
"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"