What is Pootang?

like poontang only involving the anus

I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny

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Pootang - meme gif

Pootang - video

Pootang - what is it?

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!

"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"

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What does "Pootang" mean?

The gay version of "poontang".

Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.

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Pootang - what does it mean?

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife

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Pootang - meaning

refers to virgin pussy

hey, that girl's got a pootang!

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Pootang - definition

1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.

Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"

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Pootang - slang

Another name for pussy

Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!

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Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.

Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!

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Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.

Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!

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Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;

Example: Go get you some pootang boy.

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