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What is Poons?

Variation of pwned. Shurr speak.

Yea dude, we totally pooned some nubz, they should quit the game.

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Poons - what is it?

Straight up pussy homie.

"I got mad poon the other night"

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What does "Poons" mean?

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

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Poons - what does it mean?

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

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Poons - meaning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

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Poons - definition

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity

1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!

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Poons - slang

An exclimation made by a man who is certain that he is about to recieve some kind of intercourse, be it a cheeky blowy or full on balls deep poon pounding.

The words are usually said with assonance of 'choo choo' (like a train') and the arm movement commonly seen when a train driver is honking a horn

Danny: that nasty bitch Jenny is gonna feel my balls slap on her gooch. Poon poon!

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Poons

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

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Poons

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.

Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!

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Poons

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

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