What is Plotz?

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

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I was so scared I almost plotzed in my pants! I laughed so hard I almost plotzed in my pants!

1) so garbled, confused, distorted, or otherwise messed up as to be utterly unsalvagable.
2) so intoxicated as to be unintelligible or incoherent.

1) Your computer is plotzed.
2) Ralph got so plotzed last night that he couldn't even give the cab driver directions to his house.

to faint, fall over, shit pants with excitement. Word is famously used in the film "Donnie Brasco" when they arrive at the King's Court in Miami.

"Wait until you get a load of the banquet room. You're gonna plotz!"

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

Pronunciation: (plots), key
—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.

Bursting, in a non painful sort of way.

You must be Plotzing!

From Yiddish, to fall down from extreme excitememnt or abhorance.

When i heard she had slept with my roommate, i was about to plotz!

To be over excited about something.

You must be plotzing !

The act of farting or accidentally pooping while urinating or cumming. Often used to express extreme responses to humour, pleasure or fear.

That Youtube video was so funny I plotzed myself.
I nearly plotzed when I saw that Stormtrooper bikini!