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What is Plainedge?
probably onea the shittiest places on long island also a school fulla white trash faggots where every1 is a complete stoner asshole tht thinks hes tuff cause he knows how to use brass knuckles the only reason tht they need to know how to use thos brass knuckles is because theyre too afraid to walk around outside because theyre worried thht island tress is gunna come and kick the living shit outta them
Faggots = Plainedge
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Plainedge - what is it?
Plainedge is a place pretty much exactly what everybody else said. if you have a social life your either at harmons, schwarting,BK, or dunkin donuts. every1 always finds ways of fighting with eachother. Also the senior jocks are pussies and like to fight with 9th graders cuz theyre fags. but every1 gets really drunk lights shit on fire and gets stoned. pretty much every1 deals some kind of drug and theyre easy access to all of it. what else is there to say.....
yo mike lets get a bliunt head down to harmons smoke it get mad drunk just because we live in plainedge
What does "Plainedge" mean?
best town in LI.our football team is best on island and own Farmingdale...they SUCK
Oh yeah and R.I.P. Mikey ;)
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Plainedge - what does it mean?
fucking greatest town on LI, the sport teams kill just about all the others, it is the greatest place to get fuked up all week long, and the kids there are ready to beat the shit outta every other town. The hangout spots are around around hicksville and jerusalem ave. and is just about the most kickass town u'll ever be in at night
Plainedge is a kickass town.
The man was drinking and having a great time getting fucked up and he realized he was in Plainedge.
Plainedge is the greast town in the world.
Plainedge - meaning
A part of the Long Island suburbs where apparently, people know how to use computers and go to urbandictionary.com and...erm..."brag" on the internet about stupid shit that doesn't matter.
Like most of Long Island, this place is filled with tons of shitty kids.
Your town is no worse or better than any other bullshit, white-bread suburb anywhere on the planet. Get over yourselves.
This is why kids shouldn't be allowed the use the internet. Fuck.
"HURR DURR I SMOKE WEED GET FUCKED UP ALL DAY EVERY DAY AM I COOL YET DERP"
"No, you're a typical suburban teenager."
"BUT I GO TO PLAINEDGE HURRRR"
Plainedge - definition
Plainedge is the shittiest but best town on long island. Everyone either hangs out at schwarting, harmons, the high school or dunkin donuts. Harmons is by far, the most popular of the places. If you go byehind Harmons, you'll find the beer cans people have left behind. All anybody does is smoke pot, drink, or take care of someone who has done one of those. By 11th grade basically everyone in Plainedge is considered an alcoholic.
An average summer day for someone in Plainedge is go get high and drunk behind Harmons, go home and fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend, then go to bed.
People will make up their own sayings and words that will be spread through all of Plainedge by the end of the week. Some of the sayings and words are.. "baii, haii, kaii, nao, sick life, kbye, kthanks, or nooo, and many more.
Even though many people say they hate Plainedge, almost everybpdy loves it. Overall, Plainedge is a pretttty awesome town
gotttttta love plainedge.
Plainedge - slang
The worst high school on Long Island. Majority of the students are enititled, extremely obnoxious and ignorant white bigots. (Most of you that read this probably won’t know what any of those words mean bc well.. plainedge) They come up with these dumb words that really aren’t funny and make you cringe severely. Everything they say makes you wonder how they will ever achieve anything in life.
One of the many hobbies they love to do other than brag about how they think the sports teams are the greatest(they’re not), is say the n word, faggot, gay, retard, etc.
You know they’re douches if they only post pictures of them doing sports or with all there friends with the caption as some lame ass quote or squad. They also post videos of themselves on Snapchat vaping or drinking like people give a fuck. Or they post videos on the plainedge story saying gang gang🤙🏻👌🏻 Let’s not forget the petty bitch ig bios with a bible quote, PHS or ‘edge with their graduation year, an inspirational quote, their snap, ask.fm, or their vsco.
They for some reason have a thing about giving a fuck what other people wear and bullying them for it. I don’t know if they know that oh my gosh😱 most people can’t afford their local ass clothing. Seriously like who gives a fuck. You wanna talk lets talk about your weird Pom Pom shoes and your obvious fake tan you get to look exactly like the bitch you make fun of.
“Um plainedge is a white cringey school” “ ah okuh”
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Class of 2023 r assholes the monkey Dean abatemarco the albino Travis Acquilino pussy braden donnellan and jack murray grandpa Caden morra skinny Anthony Deech and Skinny Tj Chadwick Luke trungali the shrimp Anthony gentile the fuck boy Lucas dudley the smartass Vin cav gets fucked up always joe Cassese and Shane mosia r meatheads
Wow plainedge Class of 2023 r complete assholes
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Plainedge. Glorious fucking Plainedge.
Plainedge is, hands down, the shittiest town in the United States. Not because it's dangerous or poor; shit no, there's enough rich white people that if they pooled all their money they'd feed all of Africa for like 50 years. No, Plainedge is shitty because there's absolutely dick to do. At ALL times. You know how most towns have at least one distinguishing characteristic or place that kicks ass that no one else has?
Yeah, Plainedge doesn't have one of those.
The closest thing to a 'landmark' in Plainedge is fucking Harmon's, a shitty little convenience store that all the freshmen and sophomores smoke tons of weed and become alcoholics behind. It always smells like shit because of how much everyone pisses and throws up behind it, but goddamn if everyone isn't there.
If you're not behind Harmon's, you're either hanging out at the High School, Packard, Schwarting, Eastplain or West. At these locations, you have a choice of 3 exciting activities; Drinking, Smoking Weed, or taking care of your friends that are about to fall over dead from too much of the previous 2 choices. That's it. That's all there is to do in Plainedge. Weed and Alcohol. All day. Every day. FOREVER. Get fucked up, go home, and play Halo/jack off/fuck your girlfriend or boyfriend/whatthefuckEVER.
There are no positive aspects of Plainedge. I mean, seriously, where the fuck do people die of heroin overdoses (RIP Natalie) besides motherfucking PLAINEDGE?
Plainedge is a shit town, and you're a dumbass if you think otherwise.
But I'm pretty sure everyone in Plainedge can agree that they'd never want to live anywhere else.
PLAINEDGE. SUCKS. DICKS.
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Welcome to Plainedge High School, where people actually have a drinking/drug problem by their sophomore year! There's a 13th grade in plainedge, we call it Nassau Community College. Nobody gives a shit about anything and half of the students come to school twice a week.
The freshmen throw themselves all over the older guys and try way too hard (I can name a select few off hand!). All the girls hate eachother, and start fights via facebook just about every other day.
Everyone makes up annoying words/languages which become widely known throughout the school within a week. For example, DOH, NAO, CARE, I SWEAR, GET EM, LIKE YOU, I MEAN I GUESS, YOU'LL GET HER, SICK LIFE, YES YES OH YES, UH HUHHHHH. Not to mention sarcasm is a 2nd language.
Chief and Sarge are the school's security guards who don't do shit. Grown men actually ride bikes around the school, An old woman who had an "accident" simply walked into the school and shit all over the girls' bathroom without being stopped.
Yes, there's most likely a crowd of kids drinking in a sump, park or at the high school on weekends just like every other town on the planet. The security guards that ride around in the jeeps are wannabe cops and everyone is friends with them anyway.
There's cockroaches when you open up the closets and dirty underwear on the locker room floors.
Everyone talks about how Plainedge sucks so bad but everyone knows they really wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
" I mean I guess that I swear that I care that I like PLAINEDGE alot! "
" HOP OFF MY NUTS "