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What is Packard?

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

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Packard - what is it?

A woman/teacher who thinks she is entitled, like a Karen. Takes advantage of students in her classroom and thinks she is better than others.

"You students will be nothing without me, so why didn't you finish the assignment I asked you? You all are gonna end up homeless without the knowledge I give you. I didn't think i'll have this kind of environment in a classroom when I got my Teaching Degree." - Mrs Packard.

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What does "Packard" mean?

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

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Packard - what does it mean?

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

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Packard - meaning

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

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Packard - definition

A mostly unused Australian slang term, meaning to bash someone and have multiple people stomp on them.

Jack: That cunt still hasn't paid me dosh back!

Israel: No worries bruv, we'll give em a packarding after work.

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Packard - slang

Publically immobilizing a punk-ass bitch who should have never dared to cross your path in the first place.

After Tom shot his fool mouth off, I totally packardized his ass in front of his crew

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Packard

Someone who wastes all your time because of something they forgot or screwed up on.

(Teenager begs for phone. You work hard to buy it for them. Kid rarely uses it.)
That teen is such a packard.

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Packard

1. One of the earliest American settlers from the land of England.

2. A classic, fine automobile.

Samuel packard of Massachusetts bay colony.

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Packard

A pretty snazzy car from so long ago, barely anybody remembers it. But if used for a last name, the person is normally really outgoing, smart and pretty. Don't mess with a Packard, he/she will screw you over.

"Watch out, there's another Packard."

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