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What is Pinch the loaf?To extrude an exceptionally massive terd. If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf". Pinch the loaf - videoPinch the loaf - what is it?What does "Pinch the loaf" mean?to defecate(see also take a dump) If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf. Pinch the loaf - what does it mean?The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc. Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom? Pinch the loaf - meaningUsing your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping. "Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!" Pinch the loaf - definitionbe right back, gotta pinch a loaf Pinch the loaf - slangOr to pinch a loaf - having a shit 1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf Pinch the loafPinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness. Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late. Pinch the loafTo expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption". guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back Pinch the loafOne who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass. Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party. |
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