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What is Phaneuf?
its when you masterbate using baked goods
ie. bagels, croissants and other pastries.
I just spent 5 minutes phaneuf time with a chocolate glazed donut.
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Phaneuf - what is it?
An NHL hockey player who plays for the Calgary Flames. He is a Defence man. He kicks ass. he checks A lot of people, Fights a lot, And still manages to score goals. he wears number 4 and is the future of the flames.
Christian: "yo rick did you see Dion Phaneufs Check on Saku Koivu Last night"?
Rick: "damn Straight"
What does "Phaneuf" mean?
To give a half assed, lethargic effort that usually results in miserable failure.
The pylon gave it a Phaneuf effort to check the offensive player by falling over his own feet and allowing the other team a goal.
Phaneuf - what does it mean?
the male equivalent of a "queaf", whereby a small pocket of air is released from the urethra
Holy shit dude, I was leaning out of the hot tub to brab another beer and the jet shot some air at my junk...not 5 seconds later I phaneuffed some back out!!!
Phaneuf - meaning
When an NHL player hit a hard slap shot that is wild and breaks the glass behind the net.
It's a good thing Parayko Phaneufed it, otherwise Backes might have lost his giblets.
Phaneuf - definition
To hit in hockey somebody very hard.
I'm going to phaneuf you.
He was phaneufed.
Phaneuf - slang
To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.
I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.
Phaneuf
VERB.
1. to cause your team to lose a critical game by causing a goal;
2. to destroy the hopes and dreams of 30 team mates in pursuit of a national title;
3. to let down all of the fans of a team when a win is in sight;
4. to cause an instant GASP heard around the world when you make a very public, fatal blunder;
5. to throw a game.
Similar to "the kick heard around the world," in the Ace Ventura movie.
"They could have won the series and been on to the Stanley Cup finals, but that a-hole phaneufed a gift to the other team."
"That boxer took a bribe and phaneufed, resulting in being kicked out of boxing for life."
Phaneuf
as in Dion Phaneuf Phaneuffing the puck......
Phaneuf
The cartoon sound made when an NHL defenseman skates rapidly out of position in an attempt to hit an opposing player, resulting in an own goal.
A loud Phaneuf was heard around the arena as Dion deserted the front of his net to hit Joe Pavelski. Dion then returned to the front of the net to pull the puck from the net.