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What is Perrotta?
-utter sex machine
-reason B. Spears wrote womanizer
-has women begging for more
-sensational body and sexual prowess
-gets what he wants no questions asked
Girl 1: Yeah, so my night last night was amazing
Girl 2: really? tell me more
Girl 1: well lets just say he was a "Tom Perrotta"
Girl 2: your kidding!?
Girl 3: I remember my first Tom Perrotta, he broke my bed in the process
Girl 1: yeah he mentioned that, so we used the sofa
Girl 2: ya know, if it wasn't Tom Perrotta, i'd be a little upset
Girl 3: Well, he is the greatest in the universe
Perrotta - meme gif
Perrotta - video
Perrotta - what is it?
(Adjective.) Describes a sexual experience in which sexual expectations by the reciever have been so completely blown out of the water that a heterosexual becomes homosexual, a homosexual becomes heterosexual, or the person simply can't shut up about what just happened to them. Symptoms include constant sexual craving, stalking, nymphomania, soreness, stiffness/moisture, and an irreverable positive outlook on life. Characterized by the giver bringing their "A-Game".
1) That woman was married for 20 years until she got it Perrotta Style and now she won't stop calling Alicia!
2) My ribs hurt! Giving it Perrotta Style all night makes me so sore the next day!
3) I can't give it to her Perrotta Style every night! I'm only human!
4) I like my hot dogs "all the way". I like my sex "Perrotta Style".
What does "Perrotta" mean?
Perrotta is the best sex position otherwise known as a standing 69
bro: hey dawg i heard you a nicole perrotta'd last night?
Dude: yeah bro, standing perrotta