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What is Spears?

Having hard ass or pointy nipples that can be seen through clothing.

Ohhhh mann! You got some spears!

Its freezing outside. Wear some layers so those spears dont poke out.

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Spears - what is it?

verb, the act of grabbing ones ear while giving oral and ramming ones penis into their partners thoart

thomas's girlfreind pissed him off early so he waited till she was giving him head then grab her ears and rammed his penis into the back of her thoart spearing her viciously

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What does "Spears" mean?

verb. to gain rightful ownership of a person's cigarette lighter by concealing it on your person for a minimum of 15 minutes. An attempt to spears is deemed unsuccessful if the present owner takes measure to determine its whereabouts in the form of an inquiry directed specifically towards the spearser.

He was looking away and I saw an opportunity to spears his lighter.

Where's my lighter, you spearsing bastard?

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Spears - what does it mean?

To put the same answer for multiple questions that one knows can only be right for one of the questions. It is done in the hope that a tired grader will not notice the repetition.

I forgot to study for the quiz, so I guess I'll just spear it.

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Spears - meaning

tool for pleasuring the ladies.

"Gonna go home and make that hoe ride my spear."

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Spears - definition

An anachronistic way to die in the modern era.

Hym "I miss spears..."

Iam "How do you mean?"

Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."

Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"

Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."

Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."

Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."

Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"

Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"

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Spears - slang

A famliy from louisiana, all inbred idiots, who dont diserve what they have. they ruin there lives by doing dumb shit like its some kind of promotional stunt and eventually drive themselves to insanity.

britney spears, jamie lynn spears, enough said.

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Spears

Term for used for extra or "spare" drinks, usually beers. When someone has brought enough for others to a social gathering they are called "spears"

Charlie, I didn't get to stop at the store on the way, you got any spears?

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Spears

The act of drinking your own height in tallboys, duct-taping them together as you go, essentially creating a spear. The object of making spears is to eventually fight each other with them in a drunken riot.

Person 1: Hey Man, we're making spears tonight!
Person 2: Badass, mine's gona be the longest
Person 3: Oh ya? well I'm gona be the drunkest!

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Spears

To fail at life, generally suck, or just be a hoe.

Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.

Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.

So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.

Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.

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