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What is Period?
A period is a 3-14 day procedure of when the female uterus leaks out blood. Blood. Red blood. They get horrible cramps that feel like you're getting punched in the stomach contentiously without break. You either eat like a hippo or don't eat anything. Period's can rarely cause people to faint and can start from the age of 8-16, the second you finish your period forever you have no way of becoming prego. Sorry not sorry. If you eat like a hippo on your period you shall consume every solid in sight if it's edible. If you have loss of appetite you shall never even want to look at or touch food. If your a mix of both, im super sorry. The female gender during this procedure are moodier then moody margaret. Please beware of any females if they show signs of being on they're period. Do not piss them off, argue with them, or disagree. Best be if you leave them in peace or give them chocolate. Thank you.
Don't bother Cassandra, she's on her period and she will either beat or kill you.
Period - meme gif
Period - video
Period - what is it?
My best excuse to getting out of Phys Ed.....
Me:Hey Mr.P.E. teacher,can i use the bathroom?
Mr.P.E. teacher:No,now go run your mile
Me:Im on my period Mr.P.E. teacher
Mr.P.E. teacher: Fine go ahead
Me:*skips to the bathroom* lalalalalalalaaa~
((one of the very very very few things i love about myself is that my personality doesn't change at all when i get my period))
What does "Period" mean?
Def 1: To end a sentence
Def 2: Uterus revenge week, satanic ritual, shark week, Niagra Falls of blood, etc.
1:
Tina- You forgot a period.
2:
Mike- HOLY SHIT RUN GET THE CHOCOLATE HURRY MEGAN'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!!
Megan- *screams like a maniac*
Period - what does it mean?
When you stating facts or some real shit 🤪
“Girl that nigga ain’t shit”
“Period sis❗️“
Period - meaning
1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood
3: ... a dot terminating the sentence
1: there's only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself... oh shit... my period... ... ... ...AUGHHHH!!!
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT!?!
Period - definition
Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.
Hannah was moaning in pain so Allie said whats wrong hannah" and Hannah said 'I got my period"
Period - slang
The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.
*Sobbing*
"What's wrong Priscilla?"
"I'M ON MY PERIOD, OK?!"
Period
cough:blood
laugh:blood
sneeze:blood
fucking move: BLOOD
you: oh god i just sneezed
Friend:so?
you:im on my period
Friend: *grabs jacket*
Friend:COVER UP
Period
....Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn't have baby.
Uterus wants revenge
I'm having my period, you know, the thing that makes babies before making babies.
Period
Blood.
Tampons.
Maxi pads.
War flashbacks.
Suzy is on her period.
Her boyfriend bought her chocolate, she the whole bag without saying a thanks. Her friends run from her, scared she will snap. Her glare says it all, and the stain on pants proves it. Suzy’s uterus isn’t happy, it wants a child. But Suzy’s uterus doesn’t know that at 14 if she got pregnant that would ultimately ruin her life. She would be working 2 jobs to feed her kid after her parents kicked her out , she lives in a dirty apartment, and is addicted to drugs for her sorrows drown her.
Don’t give in to the uterus kids.
Stay strong
Stay in school.