Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Uterus?

an individual whom you are fucking around with that happens to be a good 4-5 years younger than you.

SPAM: OMG you won't believe who Ty is dating?
Sven: Why?
SPAM: He's still in high school, he's like 5 years younger.
Sven: OMG ty's with a uterus?!

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Uterus - meme gif

Uterus meme gif

Uterus - video


Uterus - what is it?

1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.

3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?

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What does "Uterus" mean?

The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.

Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.

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Uterus - what does it mean?

My toilet.

My toilet bit my penis and tore it off!

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Uterus - meaning

The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

Person A: What's uterus?

Person B: The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

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Uterus - definition

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

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Uterus - slang

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

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Uterus

Thing that bleeds

Ow my uterus

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Uterus

1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.

3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?

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Uterus

the "oven" part of "there a bun in the oven." Where the fetus lives.

I can see your uterus.

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