|
|
What is Penis Fly Trap?
A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Penis Fly Trap - video
Penis Fly Trap - what is it?
A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
What does "Penis Fly Trap" mean?
huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?
Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.
Penis Fly Trap - what does it mean?
When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."
Penis Fly Trap - meaning
A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"
Penis Fly Trap - definition
A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him
“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”
Penis Fly Trap - slang
A hot girl that is a complete bitch so much that her vagina has teeth and will bite your penis off
that cheerleader is a penis fly trap
Penis Fly Trap
Steps: 1. Get a group of 4-6 guys on the dancefloor.
2. Gradually spread out into a small oval shape.
3. Wait for a group of 4-6 girls to walk into the middle of the small oval.
4. Immediately close in the oval around them and start grinding.
5. Enjoy.
The other night at the club, we desperately were trying to pick up some chicks. We huddled up and began to spread out. Within 5 minutes, 4 girls walked between us and we closed in around them. One of the girls exclaimed "I think we were just caught in a PENIS FLY TRAP!....and I am loving it!!"
Penis Fly Trap
When a girls between your legs giving head and you're about to cum, forcefully squeeze your legs together trapping her head between your thighs and forcing her to take your jizz.
lars: "damn, that girl gave you a dirty look"
mitch: "yeah, i gave her the penis fly trap."
Penis Fly Trap
The event in which a man is done peeing into a urinal, then zips the tip of his penis up in his zipper, causing an excrutiating pinching pain that results in loud sreaming and cursing.
The name derives from the penis getting trapped in the fly. Hence the name penis fly trap.
(two guys standing by seperate urinals, finishing up)
Man 1: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Man 2:WHAT?!?!
Man 1:PENIS FLY TRAP!
Man 2:Ouch...