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What is Peanut?
A person that gets so roasted, they become salty, like a peanut. the perfect metaphor.
"I roasted him so hard he was a peanut
Peanut - meme gif
Peanut - video
Peanut - what is it?
Peanut is one of Jeff Dunham's puppets and is a purple woozle, with a small tuft of green hair on his head, and only one shoe. Peanut was made in Salem, Virginia. Unlike most of Jeff Dunham's puppets, Peanut's eyes and eyebrows are immobile. This allows for a greater range of motion for his head. Peanut also has a rod attached to his left elbow which Jeff operates to further the range of the puppet's movement. He is antagonistic towards José, and points out his Mexican descent. Peanut is one of the first characters Dunham used for his shows, from the early 80's.
Peanut: What the hell is wrong with you? We cannot talk at the same time! I talk, you talk, I talk, you talk - THAT'S IT! Focus!
Peanut: I am so sick of this crap! I've tried going solo!
Jeff Dunham: And what happened?
Peanut: referring to the stand Kept falling off this frickin' thing, that's what happened.
What does "Peanut" mean?
Peanut
1. Slang for a cute little person...
A baby or woman hopefully.
2. Another word for butt nugget.
(See butt nugget)
1. Hey Peanut !
Come on over here and give Ronchi a hug.
(See Ronchi)
2. Oh man ! I got a peanut stuck to my ass.
Peanut - what does it mean?
Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.
"KAMPAI...peanut." (episode: "showyuweenie")
Peanut - meaning
1. a low-branching widely cultivated annual herb from South America, frequently turned into butter and eaten with crushed berry
2. a daily comic strip by Charles M. Schulz
3. an insignificant person
4. a very small amount
5. an illegal drug
1. This freak-ass kid at school can't eat peanuts or he'll DIE
2. Snoopy from Peanuts has no families ties to Snoop Dogg
3. You're such a peanut (b-b-b-BURN)
4. You'll pay me what? Peanuts!
5. Game moves peanuts like an elephant
Peanut - definition
"I think Snookie might be a peanut."
Peanut - slang
When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra
Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty
Peanut
A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .
Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:
Peanut
A euphemism for the clitoris based on the observation that it resembles a small peanut. When properly stimulated by licking and/or caressing, Peanut likes to peek out from under her hoodie to say hello. It is the only known organ on a female animal that solely exists for pleasure. Peanut is also responsible for releasing lubricant in order to prepare her for vaginal stimulation. When properly stimulated, Peanut is also capable of multiple fuck-tactstic orgasms. These amazing experiences can occur over and over and over without end. O.M.G!
Sidebar: Peanut has recently discovered a secondary erogenous zone. In turn causing a “tri-fecta” when the g-spot is activated in tandem with primary and secondary Peanut(s).
“LaSarah achieved a trifectic orgasm in response to Jean’s mind blowing tongue talent”
“Although Sarah knew how to climax in multiple ways, she was enamored when Peanut revealed a second erogenous zone south of the main pleasure area of Peanut.”
“Damn Peanut! Your juice tastes amazing!!”
Peanut
Peanut is our lord and saviour and must be respected