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What is Paypal?
A term meaning the worst customer service, the slowest response times and the least initiative of any business at any time ever in the history of the universe.
The service there was crap but at least it wasn’t any PayPal!
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Paypal - what is it?
A place that allows you to pay other people 'securely' with a credit card or bank account.
See: Ass Rape
I can't believe my Ultima Online account finally sold for 800 dollars. Time to transfer the password.
One day later after transfering password:
Paypal: Your account has been locked due to possible fraudlent activity. Please wait 6 months for us to investigate your account.
6 months later: Investigation has been completed, we were unable to determine whether the activity was fraudulent or not. Please wait another 6 months while we conduct another investigation.
12 months later: We have determined your account to be subject to fraudulent activity and your funds will be removed.
FUCK YOU!!!
What does "Paypal" mean?
a demon of a thing that enjoys boiling your blood to the point that you smash up your computer. When you think of the pros and cons about paypal, you will be left wondering why the fuck did i bother signing up to this thing?
Paypal is certainly not my fucking Pal!
Paypal - what does it mean?
The worst online payment service ever. Have been known to freeze your account for no good reason and take your money. It is still frequently used by about 90% of ebay sellers and buyers as a way to recieve and send cash. Sadly, paypal also has many other websites sucking their dicks and using their shitty service as a preferred payment method.
paypal is an evil beast thats getting its nourishment from all those stupid ebayers! screw paypal!
Paypal - meaning
A very shady online payment company. The bastards at PayPal keep some of the money you receive from another PayPal member. They are no good fuckin' assholes!
PayPal is a bunch of crooks!
Paypal - definition
An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.
*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
Paypal - slang
1. Lying, thieving pieces of shit that should not be allowed to litter the world wide web with their sorry, scamming asses; 2. Bernie Madoff and Enron's forgotten shell company; 3. A company that makes the government look honest; 4. A criminal organization that allows a scammer to steal $2000 from you after you sell an item and ship it to the scammer Ebay buyer who then after 30 days files a chargeback. Paypal then takes $2000 from your account while they "investigate" the chargeback. They then, after you send all the proof, declare that they agree with you but the f*cking credit card company has the final descision and won't insure your f*cking sale. They then call your home 4-6 times a day trying to steal the money from you. DON"T USE PAYPAL OR EBAY, THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU!!!!
Tha' thug just held up tha sto' and Paypal'd they asses fo' real! While he Paypal'd 'em, he apologized for the 'inconvenience' and pistol whipped 'em right up the azz.
Paypal
Paypal is the parent company of eBay Inc. Which takes advantage of customers and consumers alike by making them agree to a lengthy terms of service agreement, which they can alter at any time they wish. Their lust for cash, and high revenues justify their corruption in the society of man.
"I sold an item to some guy, once I had received verified funds, PAYPAL allowed this scammer to reverse the funds. He got the item for free, and Paypal says "your screwed."
Paypal
A boardroom of corporate wankers who divide their overpayed time by:
a) thinking up methods in which to replicate account 'hacking' and fraud so that they can limit, and then charge their indoctrinated customers.
b)Purposely go out of their way to employ a variety of unusually-named extremely unhelpful dumbass fucks.
resist paypal.
"Yo Tyrone, I just earnt a neat £500 via. Paypal"
"Right, so -£10, yeah?"
"what, why?"
"because remeber the rule, NO MATTER HOW MUCH you make through paypal, your account will always be limited, withdrawn from, and then fined"
Paypal
Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.
Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents