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What is Paranoid?
your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid - meme gif
Paranoid - video
Paranoid - what is it?
Believing unreasonably that you cannot trust other people, or that they are trying to harm you or have a bad opinion of you. also it could be a mental illness.
-Malcolm got really paranoid, deciding that there was a conspiracy out to get him.
-Don't be such a paranoid !
What does "Paranoid" mean?
For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia. Paranoia is the thought processm, which is heavily influenced by anxiety and/or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards ones own self. Greek translation of paranoia simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind). Historically, this characterization was used to describe any extreme delusional state.
Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they undertake.
Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and Trying Times
Dude that lady is way paranoid! She keeps telling me that something is out to get her and it is lurking in the shadows.
Paranoid - what does it mean?
The way your burnt-ass friend acts every time you smoke weed.
Danny: Dude! I was smoking some OG with Ben the other night and he was being paranoid, that fool is so burnt!
Sam: Yea dude, Ben is always paranoid when he smokes. He did that to me last week, that asshole.
Danny: Yea, I'm never smoking with him again.
Paranoid - meaning
Trevor Dobson
Neighborhood watch association
Trevor is a paranoid neighborhood watch member
Paranoid - definition
The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.
Paranoid - slang
A fucking awesome song by Black Sabbath, on their album Paranoid.
Finished with my woman
’cause she couldn’t help me
with my mind
People think I’m insane
because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify
Can you help me?
Occupy my brain!
Oh, yeah!
I need someone to show me
the things in life that I can’t find
I can’t see the things
that make true happiness,
I must be blind
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel
and love to me is so unreal
And so as you hear these words
telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life
I wish I could
but it’s too late
Paranoid
The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.
Paranoid
Paranoid is the title of Black Sabbath's second album. It is often cited as one of the biggest milestones in heavy metal. It was released in 1970 and topped the British music charts. The album was originally going to be called "War Pigs", which is a war protest song and the opening number, but their record company made them change it due to the sensitivity about the Vietnam War.
2 singles came from this album. Paranoid and Iron Man, which would go on to become Black Sabbath's best known songs. Paranoid peaked at #61 and Iron Man #52. This album was also ranked 130 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of 500 greatest albums of all time.
Paranoid is a good album man.
Paranoid
The condition of believing you're being stalked/hunted/spied on by someone. These stalkers ALWAYS come into one of 4 categories:
1) The Corporation: e.g. Microsoft
2) The Government: e.g. The CIA
3) Independant Stalkers: e.g. Me
4) Aliens: e.g. erm.. Coneheads?
It can also mean that you think everyone in general is against you, or that your friends are talking about/plotting against you behind your back.
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get me!!"