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What is Paralyzer?
The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.
I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.
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Paralyzer - video
Paralyzer - what is it?
When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.
WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!
What does "Paralyzer" mean?
When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.
"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"
Paralyzer - what does it mean?
When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.
Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.
The ghosts in my room : 👀
Paralyzer - meaning
When the orgasm is so good you can't move
Damn, she gave the best blow job last night, I swear man I was paralyzed
Paralyzer - definition
When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.
It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.
Paralyzer - slang
When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
Paralyzer
When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
Paralyzer
n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!
Paralyzer
A Long Island Iced Tea in which the Coke is replaced with Everclear; also called a Highlander, due to the fact that "you will only need one".
Last night I drank some Paralyzers and got completely shitfaced...at least I think I did.