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What is Palatine's?
The Palatine Inn is a feeding ground for old people, beaners, and priests. It is located in Palatine, IL, otherwise known as the worst town ever. The establishment has a view of a parking lot, a Burger King, and an old folks home from which oldies escape for the Palatine Inn's senior specials (Mon-Thurs in case you were wondering). If you walk in at any given time during the day, 90% of the customers are over 90. Priests from the nearby church can often be seen gathering there but it is strange why they choose this "lovely" establishment since the food will destroy your soul. The content of the food is questionable: the bread is obviously from a bread museum (crusty and old) and incidents regarding mostaccioli being stored on the floor in toxic bins have been reported. (Look it up yourself if you don't believe it. Get us out of this town.) A rotting cheese smell can usually be detected all the time. And if this isn't bad enough your food is served by crabby old(really old) waitresses who can't hear you and screw up your order and also wish you would die. There are suspicions that people actually do die from the food. The parts that aren't used in the cooking are turned to ashes and stored in random "pots" awkwardly placed in the dining rooms. Pots...more like urns. Other random statues include some creepy naked lady fountain things and a giant life-size Spiderman. Also, Mexican bus-boys harass you while you eat.
1. Bus-boy: "COMO ESTAS!!!!!!" repeated 1000 times during your meal and usually accompanied by high-fives.
Innocent customer: ...(kill me)
2. Gail: "Cheryl! Want to get some eats?"
Cheryl: "Let me put my teeth in before we go to the Palatine Inn Restaurant."
3. Person 1: "Little Johnny went missing yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh, he must have gone to the Palatine Inn."
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Palatine's - what is it?
A loser like team that always gets their asses whooped by fremd
1) palatine water polo
2) defeated
What does "Palatine's" mean?
An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!
Palatine's - what does it mean?
Named one of the worst high schools in the Chicago suburbs by Channel 5 news in 2011 for it's gangs & drugs. Basically everyone one side of the train tracks goes to Palatine High School and on the other you go to Fremd. If you live on the Palatine High School side you probably are poor. You may be one of the few kids who had money but just bought on the Palatine High School side because the same exact house was $80,000 to $90,000 cheaper. (Because of Palatine High School) It's true when they say Fremd is the better school.
Palatine High School Student: Want some drugs?
Fremd High School Student: You can afford them?
Palatine's - meaning
high school located in Palatine, Illinois all classes are divided into 8 periods. On the outside it looks like a prison and it's not really different on the inside.
The hall monitors act like security guards at the White House, some teachers are cool, others are total dicks.
It's divided into 3 floors, the 3rd floor is the math/science
section where a crap load of mexican kids hang out, the 2nd floor is the english/art section where there's a mix of both hispanic and whites and the 1st floor is where the gym,cafeteria and special need classes are located.
The only excitement is when a fight happens,and that doesn't really happen very often, but when it does, by the end of the day more than half of the kids know about it.
You have your typical cliques but there's really not a lot of rivalry, it's sort of race based but not always.
it's just a typical small town high school where one day blends in with another.
R.I.P. Chikis.
1. typic day at Palatine High School:
hall monitor: HEY! LEMME SEE SOME I.D.
kid hands I.D.
hall monitor: where are you supposed to be right now?
kid: i have a free period...
hall monitor: you know you're not supposed to be in the halls roaming around, it's a threat to our national security..
2.
kid 1; wtf?!?! I got 2 detentions for not wearing the required lanyard to school.
kid 2: yeah, I got a compulsory for not cleaning up the shit some other kid left before me in the lunch table.
Palatine's - definition
711 is the place to be if there is absolutely jack shit to do. On good days you might see some stoners get arrested for being retarded. The pizza place is dope as fuck and very well know, if you dont know what im talking about....fuck your couch. Recently sunny liquors has been put into the strip mall, its a great place to use fakes at and the old Asian lady always gives a nice lecture about why its bad to drink while she sells you 2 handles and a case. at least she gives everyone limes.........
711 palatine is the place to be.......
Palatine's - slang
Go to a Walmart parking lot get a cart push the cart well running jump in and start giving back shots to a girl in the cart well it’s rolling across the lot (works best on a slight hill)
Yesterday Jake gave ally a palatine pounding
Palatine's
adj. having to do with poor people, places, or things;
SYN: ghettofabulous
Lock your doors in this town, this place is totally palatine.
Palatine's
Palatin is an underrated name, but those with it are generally amazing, beautiful, unnaturally intelligent people. Palatin is a rare name, but if you’re ever blessed in the presence of one of them, you are incredibly lucky.
“Palatin is so great to talk to.”
“Did you hear Palatin got an A* on the exam?”
Palatine's
A town that's actually like those old greaser movies: it has a right side and wrong side of the tracks. The North side si where all the mexicans and poor white kids live, with a decent mix of middle class kids from the Winston Park area. They all go to Palatine High School. South of the tracks is where all the rich kids live, they've got big houses and daddy-bought-it-for-me Lexus's and Escalades and BMWs. They have thier share of middle class kids as well, and a few poor kids from downtown.
Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.
-"Hey, what do you want to do today?"
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."