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What is Paden?

Microscopic town in central oklahoma. Population: 400? If that.

Hey, we just drove into Paden. Oh wow, we're now leaving Paden too.

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Paden - what is it?

A pervert who likes to get down and dirty with all types of men. A paden usually likes using tooth brushes to dig out men’s anus and then uses it for teeth cleaning. Padens usually like to wrestle and squirm around with men in a twin size bed. He has brown hair and brown eyes and has no life and no friends.

Dude my sex Ed teacher tried to do me in the class closet, he’s such a Paden

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What does "Paden" mean?

A Paden is a person who is really slow when he's snowboarding, slow getting them on, slow down the slopes.

Damn bitch, you're boarding so slow today you must be a Paden.

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Paden - what does it mean?

a idiot

Paden is a idiot

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Paden - meaning

The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.

Person 1: Yo what class you got next?
Person 2: Paden bro.
Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare.
Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.

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Paden - definition

Having recieved your pay check.

I haven't been PADEN for three years!

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Paden - slang

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.

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Paden

A Paden is the most generous guy you could meet. He can have a tough look when you first meet him, but when you get to know him he is the biggest teddy bear. He puts everyone's needs before himself and there is never a time you are around hin and feel unsafe. He is protective and sweet. He has bright blue eyes and a smile that could light up a sky. His laugh is the cutest thing ever. You will never have a dull moment with him. He will never turn down a challenge unless it puts someone in harm. He is the best anything you could ask for ( friend, partner, brother, etc). Dont be so quick to judge him. Take the time to get to him and he will be the greatest gift you could ask for.

Did he just bet the waiter for a free cake?

Yep that's Paden for you ;)

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Paden

He’s a caring guy but hides his wild side and he’ll tell you EXACTLY what he thinks of you. Paden has the power to turn anyone on.

Paden is a badass

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Paden

Their name is very unusual, but extremely unique. Paden's are usually very shy, but sweet. They are naturally good natured, and are very kind. They are drawn to kindness, and they don't judge. They have beautiful eyes, with a sparkling smile to match. They are easy to talk to, and they will be by your side when you need them. Not only are they the person of your dreams, they are so attractive, and have a cute smitten way to them. They don't talk about themselves non-stop, and their great listeners. If you known a Paden, consider your self lucky. Great people are hard to come by, and a Paden is the one for you.

Hey you know that Paden kid?
Yeah hes so nice!
Thats because he's a Paden

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