What is PRO MAX?

You're straight af, to the point you only biological females are visible to you.

Girl: "I like this guy's shirt, would love to see you wearing his style."
Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"

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PRO MAX - video

PRO MAX - what is it?

Releasing in early 2022 2 month after the release of the 13, the iPhone 13 was meant to revive the sales that Apple did not achieve with the unsuccessful iPhone 12. It was Apple's 12 generation of iPhone, and was compatible with iOS 15, iOS 16, and iOS 17. The Pro Max was a little bigger than the base model, as well as the regular Pro Model. It has HD rumble and 3D camera effects (which is exclusive to pro models). It released on January 16, 2022, selling for a base price of $1,099.99, and by the release of the 14 a year and a half later, $375. It sold well, selling about 8.5 million units, 3 year after release.

John bought an iPhone 13 Pro Max from the Apple Store.

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What does "PRO MAX" mean?

The new apple Iphones which have fidget spinner looking cameras and they have super long names as usual but you can also call this phone Iphone fidget spinner pro max.It’s mostly used too flex.The design has not changed at all since the last two years because we’re apple and we make you buy any Iphone no matter what.

Tony:Hey did you see my new Iphone 11s Pro Max ?

Johnny:That’s a pretty dumb name for a phone...
Johnny:Can you spin the fidget spinner at the top of the phone?
(Iphone 11s pro max is next year’s model)
Iphone 11 Pro max means the new Fidget spinner looking Iphone

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PRO MAX - what does it mean?

The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.

Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.

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PRO MAX - meaning

The brand all-new innovative aluminium 4:3 aspect ratio tablet that will definently not be slowed down on purpose after about 3 years since purchase. Now with no sim card slot and a better vibration for your private needs. From Crapple.

Instead of donating money to charity, I'm going to buy the new iPiss Pro Max™ from Crappe and flex it because I can't do anything else with it but browse the web and play mobile games.

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