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What is PRESENTS?Something you give without any type of obligation. I am going to give a present to her. PRESENTS - meme gifPRESENTS - videoPRESENTS - what is it?A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens. Presentments are pretty much the only thing I donβt procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it! What does "PRESENTS" mean?Presentaion:/ΛprΙz ΙnΛteΙͺ ΚΙn, Λpri zΙn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint. The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead. PRESENTS - what does it mean?A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting" Me: Hey, you presenting today? PRESENTS - meaningWhen you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out. We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting. PRESENTS - definitionthe singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack. teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow" PRESENTS - slangShowing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner Omg that guy is certainly presenting, PRESENTSThe exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being- PRESENTSThe act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory. She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body. PRESENTSA word with too many goddamn definitions. She's presently present, so I'll present my present. |
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