What is PHP?

Coding language that creates programs and website-based programs, based

s, like in this website. Urban Dictionary uses PHP to let you submit the definitions with a form.

I don't no any PHP, but it's hella useful.

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PHP - meme gif

PHP - video

PHP - what is it?

Poop Hole Poopers, a Hollister, CA gang.

I saw PHP tagging all up in Albertsons.

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What does "PHP" mean?

"Put Her with the Pigs" - (pah-ha-pah)

Usually said when someone says something irritating, accompanied with an eye roll.
Mainly occurs when the subject is annoying on a regular basis and it is a group consensus that the subject is idiotic.

"ergh <insert name> php, she is sooo annoying

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PHP - what does it mean?

okay lets get this straight

it means ‘porn hub premium’

guy: ‘im getting PHP!’
gf: ‘wait what-‘

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PHP - meaning

Post High Poop - it's the huge poop you take the following day of being high and having the munchies.

"man, I was so high yesterday. I had some serious php going on."

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PHP - definition

In reference to the programming language it should stand for Pretty Heinous Programming as the language is so antiquated and such a piece of shit that it barely works without creating a security vulnerability large enough to destroy the universe.

Man that is some seriously PHP on that site! Who the hell wrote this, a 5 year old kid? Oh... no just another PHP programmer...

Why have built in escaped variables and standardized functions on all platforms? Let's just use PHP and do what the fuck ever!

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PHP - slang

A web scripting language that is simply better than you. It can talk to databases, plug and chug math you only wet-dreamed about, and paint on freaking digital images. It's so cash, it's variables have to start with dollar signs. Rasmus Lerdorf (aka the jizz hammer) invented this beast.

php print 'I\'m better than ' . print_r( $_GET ); ?>

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PHP

PHP is a server side scripting language primarily developed and used by the open source community. It is frequently used in conjunction with Linux, Apache, and MySQL, as part of a LAMP set up.

According to their history, the phrase originally stood for "Personal HomePage", and now stands for "Hypertext Processor".

There is a hidden history, though. The initial uses of the language were for serving porn pages, and later, developing an online booking and tracking system for 'escorts'.

As a result, the initial developers began referring to the language as "Pimps, Hoes and Playaz".

"Ugh, I have to write this stupid blog software for this client who doesn't want to use an existing solution."

"Use PHP."

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PHP

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

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PHP

Partial Hospitalization Program
When a drug user is not using enough to be in an inpatient program but using too much for outpatient typically alcoholic teens

“Whatever happened to ?”
“That bitch drank herself into php”

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