What is PHAIL?

Phailm is commonly mispelled amongst the general population, and it should be noted it has a silent m at the end. It is part of the leet language, or 1337 language, it originated from the deepest darkest depths of the internet. Because it's part of the 1337 vocabulary, it is a pointless mispelling and has stupid characters inserted, like the term pwned. Phailm is used to describe the idiocy of someone or the failure of a certain task.

Person 1: I just bought a new Dell computer!
Person 2: Phailm!

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PHAIL - what is it?

the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.

"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"

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What does "PHAIL" mean?

To seduce a teacher, usually male with blond hair and deep blue eyes.

Jorma and Andy had high hopes in one day phailing with their hot substitute teacher, Mr. Shears.

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PHAIL - what does it mean?

A level of fail that is between fail and epic fail.

He phailed at halo.

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PHAIL - meaning

Super-mega-ultra phail. A portmanteau of the words 'phallus' and 'fail'.

As defined by certain members of The Review Lounge.

"Your project is phail."

"Fail?"

"No, phail. It's basically major suckage."

"Oh, okay. Kthxbai."

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PHAIL - definition

a way of expressing extreme and/or pitiful failure. Also, failing so badly that the person who failed does not deserve the correct spelling of 'fail' and therefore the 'f' is substituted with a 'ph'.

"You fail....but it's so pitiful that you 'phail' with a 'ph'!"

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PHAIL - slang

the slang word for 'failed',also 'flunked', only cool people use this word so thats that.

when having a contest always go to urbandictionary to win ...so you phailed alex.

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PHAIL

The act of failing; as to not achieve a desire goal/dream.

Used in many forums, as a way of saying that particular person is a true failure to human kind or some other put down related insult.

"Your parents phailed." = Your parents
did not raise you correctly, or taught you wrong.

"You phailed at life, hang yourself." Self-explanatory.

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PHAIL

When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.

dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?

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PHAIL

Having a Ph.D at failing. That is to say, the person is BEYOND failure with lack of a saving grace in the eyes of others.

Often for a marginal error, lacking knowledge or logic based on a specific type of common sense or in some cases a life choice that may not be glorified by the "in" crowd.

1. Being a 40-year old virgin is a person who phails at life itself.

2. If you phail, you fail at failing and that's the worse.

3. Because you thought Master Chief would hit Smash Bros. Brawl, you phail to understand video games.

4. I asked for a hamburger and you put cheese on it when I didn't ask you to, you phail at taking orders.

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