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What is One-Eyed Willie?The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast! Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed." One-Eyed Willie - videoOne-Eyed Willie - what is it?a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat. Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet! What does "One-Eyed Willie" mean?When a girl is so turned on during sex that she begs you to cum inside her. After she gets off, sheβs mad because she has to go get that plan B, so she punches you in the eye. Damn dude, my girl gave me a one eyed Willy last night. One-Eyed Willie - what does it mean?When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH.... I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!" One-Eyed Willie - meaningA One Eyed Willy always looks better circumcised One-Eyed Willie - definitionA Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh! Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her. One-Eyed Willie - slang"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend." One-Eyed Willie1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head. I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie. |
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