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What is Onan?Doing something only to undo it in a second "He just called me, but it went straight to voicemail. I guess it was just one of those onane calls. In India we simply call it a 'missed call'." Onan - meme gifOnan - videoOnan - what is it?Ejaculation outside the vagina. I think someone did onanism in my coffee again. That sure aint milk. What does "Onan" mean?Masturbate. Comes from a Estonian word "onaneerima". Which is one of the ways how to say masturbate. Mr. Paul likes to onanate in mornings and evenings. Onan - what does it mean?from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9), Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism. Onan - meaningShort-hand for "on another note" Grace: are u going to Chad's party on Friday? Onan - definitionto wank, "now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen) Onan - slangColloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus. "Onanism -- it's a hands-on job" OnanStands for One Network America News network. Sometimes mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" operation. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of presidential knee pads and butt snorkels. "Did you see that 'reporter' from ONAN at the federal conronavirus briefing? What do you think will happen first--she finally gets her adult teeth, or she promotes out of fifth grade this year?" OnanA dumbass, usually shit at life. You may also tell that he is horrible at soccer "Yo, Onan why are you so bad at soccer?" OnanAmazingly kind heart, you find yourself attracted to his smile. He will always be there to lend a helping hand Call Onan, he knows everything. |
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