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What is Olympics?
An event that tries to cast itself as the world's largest sporting event that is truly international, even though people know its a load of bullshit since its always dominated by superpowers like the US. Sorry, the World Cup owns that distinction (and every other sporting or TV/Media event cannot come close to the influence it has on people's lives on a global scale).
Man 1: Hey the Olympics are going on?
Man 2: What Olympics?! Fuck that bullshit, I'd rather watch the World Cup... Which is far more fun and cool than the fucking Olympics!
(Man 1 seems upset at his friend and at himself)
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Olympics - what is it?
1) An amazing sporting event that inspires my biggest goals and best dreams.
2) An event I will compete in.
3) An event that brings together the most inspiring and hardworking people in the world.
4) The event that taught me to work hard.
Stranger: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: An Olympian.
Stranger: Olympics! Awesome! Good luck!
What does "Olympics" mean?
The worlds bigggest organisation, dedicated to getting the very best sporting men and women from across the globe, to have sex, under the guise of doing sport. This is not a lie, Half the fun at the olympics (for the athletes) is the sex. It happens. Fact.
Journalist: so, whats your favourite part about the Olympics?
Super-Athlete #1 : can you keep a secret?
Journalist : sure
Super-athlete #1 : the sex, is AMAZING
Olympics - what does it mean?
The multinational games meant for fun and nationalprode, but over the years has gone to the dominant American team.
In 1896 when it started, the Olympics were fair. Now, in 2012, the US Team has been dominant on many levels in many events.
Olympics - meaning
Shorthand for "The Olympic Games": A sporting event held every four years on a very uneven playing field where rich countries' athletes kick poor countries' athletes butts so rich countries can gloat.
Olympics! Yeah! Time to kick some Tajikistan butt!
Olympics - definition
Something that would be much more fun to watch if the competitors were allowed to take drugs.
Just watched a midget run the 100m in 6 seconds flat, then burst into a roid rage and attack the crowd. These Olympics are awesome!
Olympics - slang
An excuse to see young people in minimal clothing.
*Turns on Olympics*
Guy: Woah, women's gymnastics!
Girl: Woah, men's diving!
Olympics
An sporting event originating in Greece as an honor to the gods. In more modern times it has become an international sporting contest were most of the world's countries participate every four years. The athletes selected to participate are their country's cream of the crop and represent their home nation with unparalleled pride. Being awarded a medal means you are one of the best athletes in the world. A pure and true athletic spectacle that has unfortunately received less popularity in recent years.
The true, original definition of athleticism originated at the ancient Olympics. Being allowed to represent your country is considered the ultimate goal for almost every athlete in the world.
Olympics
The one time of year when Americans pretend to actually care about sports like water polo and gymnastics
1. I hate water polo.
2. Me too but when the Olympics start i will keep track of every game
1. Oh ya me too!
Olympics
The way to see which country has the best steroid supplier.
Olympics are going to be lit.