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What is Oldest?
When someone tries to trick you with a popular trick.
Dude 1: Hey dude, Press Alt + F4 for free vbucks!
Dude 2: Hell no dude, i aint falling for the oldest trick in the book.
Oldest - meme gif
Oldest - video
Oldest - what is it?
slang for prostitution
That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.
What does "Oldest" mean?
Engineering.
The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
Oldest - what does it mean?
A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.
Oldest - meaning
Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.
Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"
Oldest - definition
The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow
Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.
Oldest - slang
That bad bitch with the best humor. You’re happy when she bakes something, but when she’s gonna cook dinner you better run. The one day she’s your best friend or like a mum, the next day she can be the devil his own person.
Person A- Wait, is that aggressive girl the same as who gave you food last week??
Person B- Yes, that’s my oldest sister
Oldest
The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.
oldest child.
Oldest
Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession
James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo
Oldest
Oldest is when someone is older than the other.
I was born before you! I’m the oldest.