Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Oils?

A versatile substance that is composed of thousands of compounds, including polynuclear aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs. Can be purchased with money or the murdered souls of +3000 American lives and/or 500,000 Iraqi children.

Dick Cheney pours oil on his breakfast cereal instead of milk.

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Oils - what is it?

Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war!

By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year!

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What does "Oils" mean?

A expression used in Moldova to describe something that feels good.

Alex: can you crack my back?
Seva: *cracks Alex back*
Alex: It's oil, thanks

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Oils - what does it mean?

New Jersey term that means that someone is drunk or really high. When a car runs low on oil or doesn't have oil it doesn't function well or at all. This is how a person who is drunk acts... not functioning well or not at all!

Yo, you were to the oil last night.

Yeah, I was to the oil.

He always be to da oil.

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Oils - meaning

Being unnecassarily angry or over obsessed with a person, place, or thing.

Marc was totally oiled last night. Got mad cuz i coughed too loud.

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Oils - definition

Slang term for promethazine w/ codeine cough syrup in Houston, Texas.

Syn) Drank, Lean Barr

Hook me up with some of that oil man, i gonna go get leaned on that syrup

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Oils - slang

Also used as another name for drank or syrup(a codine/promithezene mixture in liquid form, originating in H-town). This is because of the thickness of the drank and the thickness of oil, hence they are used in comparison.

1.Say, you got any dat good oil?

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Oils

A hydrocarbon-based, flammable, highly-polluting liquid formed as a result of millions of years of decaying sediment composed of dead microscopic animals. This fossil fuel is the lifeblood of our Industrial civilization, and for as long as it can be cheaply extracted, we are hopelessly dependent upon it for transportation, agriculture, electricity, fashion, chemicals, fertilizers, cosmetics, plastics, medical, and technological needs.

Unfortunately for us, the geologists, analysts, mathematicians, and former oil-company employees have all repeatedly come up with proof that our oil supply will be almost gone by the end of the 21st century, and that oil production will peak within a few years from now, if it hasn't already sone so.
After it peaks the oil will then become more expensive to extract than to use. And immediately after that, prices will soar, businesses will shut down, people will panic like animals, economies will collapse, wars will break out, blood will soak the ground, and billions of people will die horrible deaths as our species shrinks back to the population of the 1700s, or even that of Medieval times.

All because of that cursed, smelly brown muck that was once found oozing from the round.

Our religious belief that our oil supply is infinite will be the death of billions of us when Nature eventually forces us to see how wrong we are. Too bad we STILL haven't advanced our alternative fuel sources to prepare for that inevitable day when the last drop of cheap oil can be extracted.

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Oils

Oil is nonpolar hydrocarbons. They don't mix in water or polar substances. However, they mix in other nonpolar substances like oils and fats and ethyl chloride.

Oil can refer to vegetable cooking oil. Examples are corn oil and coconut oil.

Oil can refer to petroleum, a type of black oil which can be fractionally distilled into tar, asphalt, gasoline, propane, butane, and more. Also the United States gets their oil from other countries by buying it, seizing it, or going to war for it.

Oil is also slang for synthol and the idiots who inject synthol and it doesn't increase strength, it only makes you have fake looking muscles. They then lift small to medium weights and still can't handle it or they lift fake weights. These people are called oilers. They don't do real weight lifting.

Chemist: This oil and water don't mix. Oil is nonpolar while water is polar. This oil mixes in ethyl chloride. They're both nonpolar.

Chef: I am going to use corn oil to cook my food.

United States: Iraq has oil? Time to seize the oil!

Oilers: Time to inject synthol! This is good oil.

People: Ha ha! Those muscles look fake!

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Oils

Similar to Ooka, an Oils helps overcome symptoms of lethargy and increases total body strength and performance.

I’m still feeling very sluggish and docile, let’s see how well an Oils helps

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