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What is Oak Harbor?
The gay; a place where old dutch people suck the fun out of things. little racial diversity i.e. 7 blacks, 30,000 asains, 9,000 whites, 1 mexican, 1 native american; a place that is gay; not a fun place to be.
guy: i live in Oak harbor
other guy: gay?
Oak Harbor - video
Oak Harbor - what is it?
1. The crappiest place in northwest washington for people under the age of 50 to chill.
2. The largest dutch pothead community.
3. an island of suck.
guy:DUDE!! wanna go to oak harbor??? its an ISLAND!!
other guy: no.
What does "Oak Harbor" mean?
Worst place on earth next to Birmingham Alabama where that creep Antoine Dodson lives.
Oak Harbor has dutch roots and is a navy retirement town but their is many groups and cliques trying to claim oak harbor. Such as:
1. the "filipinos", but you may know them as flips, chinks, or "jackie chans. For some goddamn reason half of asia decided to invade whidbey island and specifically oak harbor. filipinos are easy to point out because their the midgets breakdancing on street corners and playing pokemon and doing math homework at starbucks.
2. the "Ricers" are a bunch of fuckin idiots. i guess one day the first "ricer" decided to get 500 bucks and buy a honda. This trend spread to many cigarette addicted creeps. Chances are if you see a honda and it sounds like shit then its a ricer, they also lower their cars and take their hubcaps off and loiter at many business parking lots because their all homeless or something.
3. The stupid black group. Not every black guy in OH is a stupid black guy, just the ones that think their hardcore gangsters and teach people how to "dougie". Easily the easiest group to spot because if you hear "Nigga nigga nigga" then its the black group. Their the most obnoxious and annoying group in OH, all they do is yell, sing black and yellow, and then yell more.
4. Skaterz. the only group of people i dont really mind. They do their own thing and they dont bother people. They smoke cigarettes in groups and always move together in packs.
Ricer #1 : Dude lets go race out at west beach, duude.
Ricer #2 : Yeah bro, just let me smoke 50 cigarettes before we go
Ricer #3 : Man i havent showered in weeks
Ricer #1 : I can go 120mph in 3rd gear
Ricer #2 : Damn dude, i just removed my passenger seat so maybe my top speed can improve from 70mph to 72mph
Ricer #3 : Shit dude
Ricer #1 : Damn son
Ricer #2 : Oh shit
Me: Shut the fuck up you pussies.
Oak Harbor
Oak Harbor - what does it mean?
A small, boring town home old people, navy people and filipinos. There's never anything to do and when there is you can bet over half the town will be at the event.
1: Hey, wanna go to Oak Harbor?
2: No, too many damn filipinos.
Oak Harbor - meaning
A highly fascist town in which everyone thinks they are the dankest ass people because theyve tried marijuana once in their lives, also consisting of gay ass people preferably the class of 2011 because all of the girls that hung out with the so called "skater pot head badasses" get group rate discounts on abortions and beg unpopular lowerclassmen to buy them pregnancy tests and they think that theyre so cool becuase most of their parents are bigger fuck ups then them.
Also consisting of about one billion and two asians or filipino folks. And the rest, well theyre white people who act like thugs and travel 82 miles to the nearest mall to buy crap that will be out of style in less than six months. In oak harbor the idea of independance was killed when the dutch settled there.
Bobby: Hey lets go smoke weed with my mom who lives in the Oak Harbor appartments
Naomi: Okay as long as i get first hit.
Dalton: Hey lets go to JC Pennys
Aaron: Are you fucking kidding me? SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDD
Oak Harbor - definition
1) A city of about 20,000 where the only thing for the youth to do is to wait and hope that they graduate from high school sane and in one piece, (providing no bomb threats were actually serious, or not actually jumping over the railings of the deception pass bridge) where they would probably just get 5-8 more hours/week from their min. wage job flipping burgers, or bagging groceries which they got while in high school--why most get the hell out as soon they're handed their diploma.
2) A town that looks and acts like it's stuck 20 years behind any city off the island it's stuck on, Whidbey Island, with the exception of the Navy's presence and their CSI style investigative unit.
1) guy: so what's there to do in Oak Harbor?
o.h. native: It's Oak Harbor...
guy: oh.
2) guy: so how's Oak Harbor?
o.h. native: same ole, same ol
guy: i'm sorry
Oak Harbor - slang
1. Where retirement homes and a naval base meet, resulting in a place of suck for anybody unlucky enough to be within a 15 mile radius.
2. A place known for its dutch roots but is now being taken over by 50% of the Filipinos in the world.
3. A place where the only thing to pass time is get high or have sex, which explains all the 15 year-old mothers and mental cases walking around.
Dude 1: Hey man, I'm so bored! What do you wanna do?
Dude 2: Are you shitting me? We're in Oak Harbor! There's nothing to do!
Dude 1: We could go bang my sister.
Dude 2: Meh, I'm getting bored of that. Want to go to the bus station?
Dude 1: Wha? What's at the bus station?
Dude 2: Chronic, what else would be at a bus station?
Dude 1: Oh, dude... totally.
Oak Harbor
A small city on Whidbey Island in Washington. Mostly inhabitted by asians, despite its dutch roots. there is also a navy base there. It isn't very diverse and has a horrible reputation, mostly for how boring it is, but in reality if you've spent enough time there you find legitamately enjoyable features about it, and it gains a certain charm.
new resident: Oak Harbor is small, too asian, and boring as fuck.
old resident: Oak Harbor isn't that bad and i enjoy living here.
Oak Harbor
A small city on Whidbey Island. It rains 360 days a year. The rest of the time it is windy and dark. Local entertainment is mainly the local movie theater, which doesn't get mainstream movies until they come out on Betamax or VHS. We're still waiting for Titanic to be released here. Also inhabited by thousands-upon thosands of Asians. The official language of Oak Harbor is either Tagalog or Tagalog.
John: Another beautiful day in Oak Harbor!
Matt: Rain?
John: Yep.
John: Let's find out what's at the movies...
Matt: Wow, finally Purple Rain has came here!
Oak Harbor
Oak Harbor is not the most boring place on earth. The little town of Coupeville, wich is Oak Towns neighbor. Im sure that anyone who has spent more than 15 minutes in Coupeville would be able to relate with me.
Oak Harbor is the secound most boring place on earth. So boring infact, that people have to find things to do, like drive around in fast rice burners, and spray paint on the public highschool. To fully enjoy Oak Harbor, try these things.
1. Stand outside the nearest Mexican restruant, and scream, "viva Mexico!"
2. Buy a cheap Honda, put on a flowmaster, super charge it, and race down Boon Road, against the farmers in their tractors.
3. Go out to city beach at midnight, and bang on light poles untill you get arrested.
4. Sign up for a certain english teacher in the highschool, and prepare for a year of trouble.
5. Jump in the lagoon.
6. have coffee at Angelo's.
7. Go to walmart, buy goldfish, then put them on the DQ grill.
Tyler: Dude, lets go hang out in Oak Harbor.
Seth: My mom said no, because ill probably either get run over by one of the vandersnoots, or arrested, because the cops have nothing better to do than arrest little boys.
Tyler: Lets go to coupeville then.
Seth: No.